Does your girl have a vibrator?

Do you use it on her? Do you think she uses it when your not there?

I woke up the other morning at about 2am and there I hear the little motor running. She said that she didnt wanna wake me and she was having trouble sleeping. So naturally, yes, I jumped her bones.

what a nympho

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Originally posted by bitchaaz

So naturally, yes, I jumped her bones.

Fuck yea Bitchaaz

dosent every girl have a vibrator?



when i worked at the club every girl in the novelty shop i talked to had a vibrator


from 16 year olds to 86 year olds

and if they didnt have one they were in the process of buying one

I don't need to visualize an 86 yr old nanan pleasuring herself

:: visualizes an 86 yr old nanan pleasuring herself::

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

my wife does not... we have had to live apart for almost 10 months now... I was cool with getting her one but she didnt want it. so yeah it gets crazy when we get to see each other.

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Originally posted by bitchaaz

I don't need to visualize an 86 yr old nanan pleasuring herself

But that didn't stop you from doing it, didja?

ive always wondered why darth noobs avatar runs backwards... dood do you want me to fix it so he runs forward?

Why do I feel like I need to Kill my parents..I think I'm gonna do it running backwards

rofl

yeah the backwards things freaks me out more than the parents thing

no she doesnt....i wouldnt care if she did, she says she doesnt....
and ive searched and searched just in case but found nothing yet

i have a couple

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Originally posted by Kanzen

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I don't need to visualize an 86 yr old nanan pleasuring herself

But that didn't stop you from doing it, didja?
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I'll let her tell ya.

no.

ya know, i forgot that the 'n' and 'o' and '.' keys were all on the right side of the keyboard. that went a lot quicker than I expected.

on a (somewhat) related note I saw a moderately attractive 30ish woman at WalMart going through self checkout in front of me today. she had 3 or 4 items... two of which were icecream and 2 cucumbers. I cant help but think that she was planning for a night alone. a few questions: 1) do women actually use other items for these purposes when alone or just for porn? I would assume really just for the purposes of porn but this made be wonder - and 2) should I be allowed to go out in public if this is the first thing that pops into my head when I see some chick who was probably innocently grocery shopping?

Yes like 4-5 i think not sure, main reason is there is a few days each month i refuse to make love with her(god i hope i dont have to spell this one out.)

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Originally posted by dufreche

on a (somewhat) related note I saw a moderately attractive 30ish woman at WalMart going through self checkout in front of me today. she had 3 or 4 items... two of which were icecream and 2 cucumbers. I cant help but think that she was planning for a night alone. a few questions: 1) do women actually use other items for these purposes when alone or just for porn? I would assume really just for the purposes of porn but this made be wonder - and 2) should I be allowed to go out in public if this is the first thing that pops into my head when I see some chick who was probably innocently grocery shopping?