do you do it?

Had this chat with watty just then, and i thought it would make for some excellent clean homor discussion...

this is all in humor, no insults or flaming intended

Watty says:
offtopic thrice
Watty says:
how funny is mikro?
Latino; says:
i know...he cracks me up
Watty says:
has me in stitches
Latino; says:

Latino; says:
yeah i know....didnt think germans were known for their sense of humor
Watty says:
ask trust, theyre not
Watty says:
his grandma must have fucked a british soldier
Latino; says:

Watty says:
did ya see the comments with medications?
Latino; says:
he comes up with good threads too
Latino; says:
yeah gold!
Watty says:
yeah he does
Latino; says:
twice too
Watty says:
i know that was the funny bit
Latino; says:
worked like a charm, i nearly let out a fart i was holding in when i read that
Watty says:
when tickler asked if they were for his memory
Watty says:

Watty says:
great stuff
Latino; says:
i dont remember why i was holding it in though
Watty says:
huh? youre holding something in?
Latino; says:
i said 'worked like a charm, i nearly let out a fart i was holding in when i read that'
Watty says:
oh , ok.. i can blame my meds
Latino; says:

Watty says:
ya wasnt in bed with the wench were ya?
Latino; says:

Latino; says:
no
Watty says:
sorry mate, i have to ask
Latino; says:
thts why i dont know why i was holding it
Watty says:
what do you do, when ya need to let rip?
Latino; says:
depends
Watty says:
lift the sheets and squeak one out of the side of the bed
Latino; says:
if she is in the room...and so is my son or the dog, i blame them
Watty says:

Watty says:
a classic and underrated move
Latino; says:
i know
Latino; says:
my dog farts alot...so its belieavable
Watty says:

Watty says:
but if they are not in the room, do you have to ask?
Latino; says:
umm,...no
Latino; says:
ill try and make it silent
Latino; says:
or go to the toilet
Latino; says:
dunno why....i cant do it with an audience
Watty says:
is this anywhere or just in the bedroom?
Latino; says:
anywhere
Watty says:
damn mate
Latino; says:
i have never farted once in front of her and her knowing it
Latino; says:
in the whole 8 or so years weve been together
Watty says:
and how long ya been together?
Watty says:
8 years
Watty says:
damn
Watty says:
id have exploded
Latino; says:
5 married
Watty says:

Latino; says:

Latino; says:
i cant..ive tried seriously
Latino; says:
but its like i get stage fright
Watty says:

Watty says:

Latino; says:
my ass cheeks tighten up
Watty says:

Latino; says:
wont let her rip
Watty says:
i need to breathe
Latino; says:
what? you farted?


anyways...tell me

@ latino's stage fright

this is probably the only chat me and watty thought was safe for wbw
the old drunken chats were pure gold...laughed for fucking ages

well you fuckers know what i do, and what watty does...what do you guys do and how?

Tickler lets rip anytime he wants, remember he's on his own.

And me? I do it whenever, my gf makes farty noises when I deflate her anyway.

Quote:

Originally posted by BigDic

my gf makes farty noises when I deflate her anyway.

i dont even know what the wife would say if i farted in front of her

Quote:

Originally posted by BigDic

Tickler lets rip anytime he wants, remember he's on his own.

And me? I do it whenever, my gf makes farty noises when I deflate her anyway.

you mean she goes down on you when you let some air out??

I fart at home all the time. My wife and I came to the agreement that I won't fart in the bedroom.

My mate does the old "pull my finger" trick to his wife. Old but hilarious

Quote:

Originally posted by TheZodiac

I fart at home all the time. My wife and I came to the agreement that I won't fart in the bedroom.

you fart in there anyways i bet


@ biggus - she falls for it still?

Quote:

Originally posted by Latino

[reply=TheZodiac]
I fart at home all the time. My wife and I came to the agreement that I won't fart in the bedroom.

you fart in there anyways i bet

[/reply]

But of course.

I fart anytime and anywhere...In fact, I once almost farted during a blowjob.....as soon as we'd finished I had to turn over and let out the biggest ripper ever. They seem to get louder the longer you keep them in

i see im the only weirdo....

Quote:

Originally posted by Latino

@ biggus - she falls for it still?

She has to, when she doesn't pull it he pulls it himself or tries to get his 1 year old son to do it which is even more ridiculous.

Quote:

Originally posted by BigDic

[reply=Latino]

@ biggus - she falls for it still?

She has to, when she doesn't pull it he pulls it himself or tries to get his 1 year old son to do it which is even more ridiculous.
[/reply]
I always do the "pull my finger trick" on the kids...they know whats gonna happen and my youngest still finds it funny

Quote:

Originally posted by BigDic

[reply=Latino]

@ biggus - she falls for it still?

She has to, when she doesn't pull it he pulls it himself or tries to get his 1 year old son to do it which is even more ridiculous.
[/reply]

Quote:

Originally posted by Latino

Latino; says:
yeah i know....didnt think germans were known for their sense of humor
Watty says:
ask trust, theyre not
Watty says:
his grandma must have fucked a british soldier
Latino; says:

you know that you are dead, both ..fuckers

I remember some of those old GAY msn Threads..

Quote:

Originally posted by trustno.1

[reply=Latino]
Latino; says:
yeah i know....didnt think germans were known for their sense of humor
Watty says:
ask trust, theyre not
Watty says:
his grandma must have fucked a british soldier
Latino; says:

you know that you are dead, both ..fuckers


[/reply]

i said nothing!

Quote:

Originally posted by DevilHair[DK

]
I remember some of those old GAY msn Threads..

between you and Jack?

Quote:

Originally posted by Latino

[reply=trustno.1]
[reply=Latino]
Latino; says:
yeah i know....didnt think germans were known for their sense of humor
Watty says:
ask trust, theyre not
Watty says:
his grandma must have fucked a british soldier
Latino; says:

you know that you are dead, both ..fuckers


[/reply]

i said nothing!
[/reply]

BOTH!