Did You Really Just Fucking Say That?!

Okay, well..here's the deal, you can go back in time (not really, stop freaking out Tequila)..and you can talk to yourself at a previous point in life...BUT you can only say 3 words to yourself, what are they?



So, what would you say, and why would you choose that moment? It could be something good like "Buy microsoft stock" or something bad like "don't kill dan"...although that would be kinda creepy.

So..have at it.

I would go back about a year or so and say, Honda is ghey...

Would be a note to myself to stay as far away from him as possible

Don't get married!! Those three words would be saving me lots of dollars in attorney fees!!!

"What a loser"

spitters are quitters

I'd go back 2 years to a Sunday in Jan and say to myself.

"don't play today"

I was tackled from behind playing football and my ankle ligaments were snapped. It's fucked up my ankle and still plagues my life today and probably will for the rest of my life.

Have that threesome

Actually, I'd be very serious and say "boil the nozzle". That way I'd have avoided all the pneumonias that messed with my lungs.

Watch your step,,,,


October 1978,,, was working on a 4 story steel structure,,,,, tripped and went down 3 floors,,,,, not a good landing,,,,

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Originally posted by gordo9094

Watch your step,,,,


October 1978,,, was working on a 4 story steel structure,,,,, tripped and went down 3 floors,,,,, not a good landing,,,,

So far you have my vote on best reason to go back in time...OUCH

"Don't do it"

I would have said this but it was to late, ouch!, my ankle was twisted

"Don't fuck up"

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Originally posted by Demonicmale

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So far you have my vote on best reason to go back in time...OUCH

Yeah,,,, I can still remember an "OUCH" or two being involved with the experience,,,, appreciate the 'vote',,,,

I would have to go back to 2001 on Nov 27th. I was drinking tequila of course and smoking turkeys for turkey day. and after a few I got on the four wheeler and jump a creek on my place and landed ok. but on two wheels I did not wreck but my foot slipped off the peg and my right leg went around the back wheel and broke my knee. 18 screws a steal plate and a bone graft I'm done with four wheelers.

so I would have to say (stay off fourwheeler)

@honda I thoughT I was going to go back in time and be young again. DA

"he has herpes"

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Originally posted by 27YrOldNigerian

"he has herpes"

don't smoke ciggarettes,(i have COPD with emphysema and chronic bronchitis now.)

I'd go back to 1998 and say "Buy Google Stock"

Fuck it went from $85 a share up to $740 in less than 10 years.

My 3 words would be "read this note" then I'd hand my past self a note containing all future lottery numbers. I don't have any regrets othen then never having won the lottery, so that would be the one thing I'd like to change.