Crazy places you've done it

..fucked my ex wife in the neighbours pool late one night. She sucked me off on their pool deck prior.

Oh, I forgot

In my roomates bed
In my roomates bed(different roomate & different girl)
Lincoln Park Zoo( head only)
My buddy's porch - because I didn't want her to know where I lived

I've done it in the bed of a pick-up,hood of a car and the back seat. There are a few more places I'd like to try it just for fun.

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I've done it in the bed of a pick-up,hood of a car and the back seat. There are a few more places I'd like to try it just for fun.

My girlfriend (now wife) used to give me blowjobs while I was driving on the interstate. Sex Therapist Dr. Ruth one stated that its "impossible" for a guy to get head and drive at the same time and we proved her wrong more than once. The only difficulty was my wife remembering to sit up when I had to pay the toll taker...THAT was kind of interesting

on the beach (day time), hood of car on road-side, crowded movie theater, hotel balcony (day-time), outdoor hot tub at hotel, corner booth at TGI Fridays, but craziest was in an artillery pit of a historic fortress.

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Years ago I was doing a little jail time in a burg down in arizona. My girl at the time would come down on weekends and since I rarely saw the cops I had pretty much a free run of the place. To make the story short,she was a nympho and always wanted sex anyplace any time. We did it in my cell and on the judges bench as well. I kinda miss her Where are the wild places the rest of you have had sex??

on the judges bench!! omg thats rich.


On the island of a gas station. Between my car and the gas pumps at about 12 on a saturday night. She was bent over and everyone could see. A truck stopped and watched.

I took her to a country road and spread eagle her on my hood. I was going down on her when a car pulled into the driveway five feet away on the country road. Wrong place to stop! lol

I then got a flat tire on the way home. Left the car on the highway and walked to some apartments. Called my mom to pick us up. While waiting did it on the washing machines in the community washateria in the apartment complex.

She became a stripper and when I left town she married a friend of mine she met at a party. They have 3 kids now.

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My girlfriend (now wife) used to give me blowjobs while I was driving on the interstate. Sex Therapist Dr. Ruth one stated that its "impossible" for a guy to get head and drive at the same time and we proved her wrong more than once. The only difficulty was my wife remembering to sit up when I had to pay the toll taker...THAT was kind of interesting

Get out! Shows you how much Dr. Ruth knows. Used to do the same and drive next to semi's so they could see her.

I could go on at length, but here are a few from my days living in Southern California:

1. Trunk lid of a Volvo sedan in the Fashion Island parking lot in Newport Beach. I was wearing a tux and she was wearing a bridesmaid's gown.
2. Rooftop of an apartment in Newport Beach.
3. Cockpit of a 51-foot ketch, drifting past the Queen Mary in Long Beach. Lots of spectators watching.
4. Apple Apartments jacuzzi, Huntington Beach.
5. Countless restaurant and filling station bathrooms.
6. Catalina Island Water Taxi off of Avalon.
7. Attic at my parents house.
8. Parents bed.
9. Atop a rolled carpet in my garage while a babysitter waited for my wife and I to come home from a night out. Pretty sure that was the event that led to my second son.
10. Disneyland Hotel parking lot, STANDING position, between two parked cars.
11. Floor of my office with a girl who interviewed for a job earlier in the day.
12. Office sofa, after hours.

In a bathroom stall at a grocery store.

In the ocean at the Isle of Palms in Charleston SC, In the middle of July, early afternoon with quite a few people around.

In a city governement office building during business hours with a Public Relations/information manager.

In a police department with a police secretary.

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In a bathroom stall at a grocery store.

In the ocean at the Isle of Palms in Charleston SC, In the middle of July, early afternoon with quite a few people around.

In a city governement office building during business hours with a Public Relations/information manager.

In a police department with a police secretary.

I did it in the ocean next to the Folly Beach Pier on a Saturday afternoon.
Also on a backhoe in a restaurant parking lot in downtown Charleston and in the women's bathroom at Henry's.

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Glad Im not the only one problem came when she and I caim.....and needed to get up...and the the fuckin dog would not leave us alone!!!!

This bring up the one about the definition of "hallway sex." Encourage me.

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I could go on at length, but here are a few from my days living in Southern California:


11. Floor of my office with a girl who interviewed for a job earlier in the day.

Details please. Interviewee once gave me topless photos of herself. Think she wanted to but I didnt take the plunge...damnit.

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Details please. Interviewee once gave me topless photos of herself. Think she wanted to but I didnt take the plunge...damnit.

Well, it was just one of those things. I ran an ad agency, needed a creative director, and she applied, thinking that all it required was "some imagination." Within 20 minutes I could see that she was a needy, slightly desperate woman who would NOT be able to do the job, and I told her so. She was beautiful, smart, and creative but completely out of touch with the business. She started to tear up when I gave her the bad news, so I decided to get her out of the office before she made a scene. Well, we went for a drink, and she told me her life story. I didn't make a move, but when I drove her back to the office after hours so she could pick up her portfolio, she essentially said "After all this rejection, I need sex, and since I'm not going to work for you, this is OK...." We simply went at it right there on the floor of the reception area.

I don't remember many of the details except she gave a great blow job, then hopped aboard and got her rocks pretty quickly, doing the grind thing instead of the up-and-down fuck.

In the water at a crowded public beach. Didnt even have to take her bikini bottom off, just put it to the side and slid in.

Living in Reno,Nv my girlfriend got a job as an operator for this new long distance phone company that was pretty boring and slow during her shift. So I decided to bring her some lunch and when I got there 2 of the other girls were leaving for lunch and the other girl was sick leaving my gf and me all alone in the office! I talked her into having a quickie but had to stop if she had to help a customer with a call,no problem right? Well she had to help someone while I had her bent over her console accidently pressing too many switches on with her hand trying to brace herself when I continued to pound her from behind. She was shocked when she heard someone on the line say "Well um ok I'll give it to you but its just a number you must be very passionite about wanting help a customer make a call!" He heard her saying oh yes please just give it to me yes I want it yeah give it to me!

I've done it in a playground on the swings, underneath a highway bridge, in a dressing room at JC PENNY's, and out in the country