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Coming home a little down after being hit on all night.....(long, as usual)

Starter: Jeff613 Posted: 20 years ago Views: 2.0K
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Lvl 13
Quote:
Originally posted by gothpunk

you fucked up in 2 places
1) you think to far in advance
2) you didn't reconize a pussy advance

woman are afraid of being called a slut, so they will never ask to get laid other than in books and on TV (remember what fictional means?) and if they do... well have your will written out in plain english. She obviously wanted to go home with you and you lost out because you are insecure. I f there is a next time;
1.) don't make it obvious that you need to get laid, woman don't like guys like that because then they think they are easy.
2.) test the waters. she was testing you to see how you would respond, return the favor brush your shoulder angainst her tits, accidently bring your hand up in a sweeping motion that crosses paths with her tits to shoo a fly away.
3.) don't talk about sex, see "1)"
4.) don't make yourself out to be better than who you really are, and in turn don't point out your bad points. woman don't care how much you pass gas, as long as you don't do it when their head is near that region.
5.) this one is a cliche', but it has to be mentioned; be yourself... slightly better see "4)" and then "1)"


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#1476668
Lvl 13
Jeff dude... get your ass down here to my crib! i promise you'll fuck like crazy, get over your insecurity and go back a goddamn don juan...
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#1476669
Lvl 14
Hmmm, take her into the bathroom and bang her. Now THAT'S an idea.
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#1476670
Lvl 25
another jeff gem, he types up half a page about how he bought a mexican bird a drink!

Please tune in next time for a 100 page thread about how jeff once found 50p
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#1476671
Lvl 15
Quote:
Originally posted by Bananaman

Jeff dude... get your ass down here to my crib! i promise you'll fuck like crazy, get over your insecurity and go back a goddamn don juan...


Hey Jeff, I think he likes you

And thanks for another masterpiece
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#1476672
Lvl 16
dont think so much. ua just gotta go with the flow .
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#1476673
Lvl 25
Quote:
Originally posted by BigDic

[reply=Bananaman]
Jeff dude... get your ass down here to my crib! i promise you'll fuck like crazy, get over your insecurity and go back a goddamn don juan...


Hey Jeff, I think he likes you

And thanks for another masterpiece
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don't encourage him, he will only write more
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#1476674
Lvl 21
Damn, that was long even by Jeff standards.
#1476675
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I hear you man, because i'm biased at the time because my and my girl of 5 years just split. You start to overanalyze everything when a girl says no, or in my case you drive eachother crazy and go your seperate ways. It sucks going thru shit like that but you have to get back out there and rap to every single girl you see until one says yes. I don't mean just to fuck either, you have to build the self esteem back up, and having female friends is cool too incase they aren't interested in dating. Speaking of which, I need to follow my own damn advice. Good luck man
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