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Celebrating The Birth Of A Leading Gay Rights Spokesman.

Starter: Honda_X Posted: 13 years ago Views: 2.5K
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On this day, in 1968, one of the most flamboyant, outspoken homosexual men of all time was born.



He was meant to be a gay rights leader from a young age. Getting kicked out of many highschools for wearing jean shorts that were too high, and leaving his fly intentionally down, pioneering what he called "Ball Cleavage". He marched in every gay pride parade, and was one of the first household names in the gay porn industry.

In 1986 he had a staring role in the gay porn blockbuster "Pearl Faced Pooper Pumpers" in which he took a (record to this day) 437 penises in his butt at one time. (most of them black)....winning several gay porn awards, most notably "most semen covered actor"..which is like a gay porn Oscar.



In 1994 long after he had lost all his hair, he started changing his hobbies from staring in gay porn, to fighting for gay rights.

In 2002 he was sadly infected with HIV, but it never let that slow him down. He always said someone had to be a demonstration to the gay masses. So, he legally changed his name to "Demo" and got a tattoo to reflect that, which he still currently uses as an avatar. Since fighting HIV, he has not slowed down at all, still doing tons of drugs, and waking up under strange, muscular convicts.

In 2006 he had a major operation on his prolapsed anus. It was then Demo realized it was probably time to slow down a little, so, in his weakened, bald, and riddled with full blown AIDS state, he started to browse extreme gay pornography on the internet.

Later joining our site because he "loves straight guys penises"...and then over time becoming a moderator.

He is the moderator "Demodad68"....lets wish him a very happy birthday. I know for a fact he's super excited today, not just because of his birth, but also because the US government finally repealed "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MOSTLY GENTLEMEN...GIVE IT UP FOR:

DEMODAD68.


Happy Birthday you crazy, gay rights fighting for, AIDS having, homosexual ponrstar you! I hope it's a good one.
#4597273
hahah omggg
#4597274
Lvl 59
I didn't know! Happy birthday bro. I got you a cake!

#4597275
Lvl 28
Please, everyone feel free to PM him the hardestcore gay pornography you can find.

#4597276
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My heavens. This establishment certainly brings out the utmost vulgarity in the younger generation. In my day this would scarcely be tolerated!

What's more, a proper gentleman rarely discusses his youthful dalliances.

Being the gentleman that I am, I shall make a one-time exception and wish you the best on the day of your birth, sir. And may you celebrate many more.

Good day.
#4597277
Lvl 6
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Originally posted by ChestertonBoddington

My heavens. This establishment certainly brings out the utmost vulgarity in the younger generation. In my day this would scarcely be tolerated!

What's more, a proper gentleman rarely discusses his youthful dalliances.

Being the gentleman that I am, I shall make a one-time exception and wish you the best on the day of your birth, sir. And may you celebrate many more.

Good day.


Quite right good sir, I don't know how these heathens live with themselves.

For shame.

Happy Birthday, Homosexual person.
#4597278
Lvl 6
What have we here, a fellow gentleman?

Very good, a most welcome turn of events!

This resort could use some classing up, if I do say so!
#4597279
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And I mean it!
#4597280
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Originally posted by Notech

I mean it!


Interesting images...also homosexual person.
#4597281
Lvl 18
Fuckinghilarious.com

Happy bertday Demo!
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happy birthday man!..
ill send you some nudies in a PM...................................................of honda, the ones he sent me for my birthday
#4597283
Lvl 12
To you and all who suffer for their arse

Happy birthday and many more of them.
#4597284
Lvl 27
I'd love to know exactly how long Honda has been stalking me to know all my personal info

But then again, maybe I don't want to know

@ Notech, I doubt it's gonna be all that interesting, unless Latino comes through with them Honda nOOdies
#4597285
Lvl 18
Quote:
Originally posted by Latino




happy birthday man!..
ill send you some nudies in a PM...................................................of honda, the ones he sent me for my birthday


Do you mean the ones where he has that thing...and its hanging out of his ass....and then in the next one its on fire....and you can see his neighbors in the background?

Honda sent me those last year.

Btw, Happy Birthday mate
#4597286
Lvl 27
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Originally posted by mrdorkbutt

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Do you mean the ones where he has that thing...and its hanging out of his ass....and then in the next one its on fire....and you can see his neighbors in the background?

Honda sent me those last year.

Btw, Happy Birthday mate


Those sound quite interesting

And a Happy B-Day to you also kind sir
#4597287
Lvl 18
>sniff< Someone noticed >sniff<
#4597288
happy birthday mr!
#4597289
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Quote:
Originally posted by mrdorkbutt

>sniff< Someone noticed >sniff<


I took notice brah.
#4597290
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Not coincidentally, the birthday coincided with the official repeal of the military’s 'don’t ask, don’t tell' policy. When asked for a quote Demo stated, "repealing 'don't ask, don't tell' wasn't just about our pursuit of equal rights, but the pursuit of open and equal access to penis for all mankind. Now I can wear my crotch-less sailor outfit without fear of unjust retribution. 'Don't ask, don't tell' was discrimination, plain and simple ... but I'm super-duper proud to say it is no more!”
#4597291
Lvl 27
I sure do like my sailor outfit
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