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I agree with Honda...getting sick is for the weak. I haven't been sick in almost two years and I interact with people all day. On a lighter note I found out today that I'm going to be a bridesman. I didn't know that was possible.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Man, today so far.

I've been proven right twice, and I haven't even left this giant bed yet. All that is necessary for me to be right is just to point out places where others are about to fail. Feels good bros.

Also, sup ramsann and SP

And hydra and wayward.


AND NOBODY ELSE.

@Ramsann, youre a girl....have somebody come take care of you. Give you sips of cool water and rub your hair.

@Kief: Maybe if you play your cards right you could be in a Bridesmaids sequel..lol

@Wayward: Supdawg?

I must have something wrong with mah internets, I keep seeing blank spots on the last couple pages where posts should be...

Can I just tell you that doing renovations yourself sucks!!!!!

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Originally posted by DEMO

I must have something wrong with mah internets, I keep seeing blank spots on the last couple pages where posts should be...

Maybe you're just having a stroke?

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Originally posted by Deucie

Can I just tell you that doing renovations yourself sucks!!!!!

I actually love it.

Where if I were to have it done for me, I probably wouldn't appreciate it anywhere near as much as I do if I've put in the time and effort.

Unless you fuck it all up, that sucks bad.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

...

Maybe you're just having a stroke?

...I actually love it.

Where if I were to have it done for me, I probably wouldn't appreciate it anywhere near as much as I do if I've put in the time and effort.

Unless you fuck it all up, that sucks bad.

Yeah I love it too, the thought of sitting back & saying "damn! I did that myself" but its just alot of work..

Yeah, I usually give up midway for a few months, then regroup after watching a few episodes of Holmes on Homes.

Lol!!! Me too!!!

7. The typical person spends about 600 hours having sex between the ages of 20 and 70.

I just pulled that from this thread:

http://whatboyswant.com/forum_read/5248767/1/10/69_Fascinating_Sex_Facts.html

So uhh....so in fifty years, the average person spends only 600 hours having sex? That can't be right.

Even if you only have sex every other day, that's what..182.5 times a year? So, say its even half that...say 91 times a year. Which could be accomplished in a month.

so, of those 91 times....sex on average lasts 16 minutes roughly, based on an old fact I heard in sex ed it takes the average guy 11 minutes to cum. and the average girl 22 I think. These are all low end...unless its a quicky I'm pretty sure sex for most people lasts at least a half hour. So. 16 times 91...that roughly 24 hours of sex a year. Again, impossible...unless you're just the worstest at sex. So, in four years...lowest ball park that's almost 100 hours of sex.

So, even at the barest minimum, you could still bang out 600 hours in 36 years.

Fuck you, random chart thing. You suck cocks n dicks yo.

I thought that was pretty low myself. My first thought was "Damn, no wonder there are so many depressed people in the world."



D, why you B workin' by your lonesome?

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I thought that was pretty low myself. My first thought was "Damn, no wonder there are so many depressed people in the world."



D, why you B workin' by your lonesome?

Not alone love, with the man!!! U could come help
Just sayin

Work party at D's place...

Hope you got enough beers

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Work party at D's place...

Hope you got enough beers

I do! & patron!!!

I'm sure if you got myself and bust up there we'd either get lots done, or at least have lots of fun trying

Could be an interesting task force

I'm due for a road trip, Demo, how soon can you be ready

I got nothin going on, and no snow in the forecast, I can be ready, well now, I've got no life

I'm down!!! I even cook!!! Drive a tractor, use a chainsaw, a wood splitter, guns, etc..
Def an interesting time!!!

OMG....guns and Patron ? Par-teee !

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I'm down!!! I even cook!!! Drive a tractor, use a chainsaw, a wood splitter, guns, etc..
Def an interesting time!!!

OMG, throw F in the party and "interesting" could be the understatement of the century