Best invention your country has created

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Originally posted by HighGuy

"Some people confuse WWW with Internet. They're not the same.

The internet was invented by the US Department of Defence as a means of communication if we were attacked by Russia. That was in 1969.

The WWW on the other hand was invented by an Englishman called Tim Berners-Lee in Switzerland in 1989. The Internet dates back to the 1950s and 60s, although few of us knew of it then as it was part of the American defence system."

That would be correct!!

Woo Hoo!!

The light bulb....(Edison)

The assembly line...(Ford)

Quote:

Originally posted by trustno.1

[reply=FaShizzle]
Someone from Italy better say porn or I'll be PISSED

pasta, not porn...
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Well that's certainly an expectedly unintelligent response, given pasta's invention comes from the Far East.

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Originally posted by TickLer

One of our worst inventions was The United States of America...

Our best are the vacuum cleaner, bicycle, oxygen, breasts, porn, blowjobs, the little things that go on the end of shoelaces, shoelaces, thongs, shoes, socks, windows, football, fish and chips etc etc

and the world wide web

Let's just start making shit up...that makes our country look cool

Quote:

Originally posted by wit_

[reply=looker28541]
England invented the rst of the world, so pay homage you foreigners

I recommend you read your history and geography courses again
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Yea, I must have missed the class that told everyone that people came from England



LEARN TO FUCKING EDIT YOUR POSTS, IVE TOLD YOU BEFORE, NEXT TIME ILL JUST DELETE THEM

... Lada cars, vodka ...

Quote:

Originally posted by sgvalenti

[reply=HighGuy]
"Some people confuse WWW with Internet. They're not the same.

The internet was invented by the US Department of Defence as a means of communication if we were attacked by Russia. That was in 1969.

The WWW on the other hand was invented by an Englishman called Tim Berners-Lee in Switzerland in 1989. The Internet dates back to the 1950s and 60s, although few of us knew of it then as it was part of the American defence system."

That would be correct!!
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except the correct spelling of "defence"

Child support law originated in the US in the 19th century in two phases.

ah but what country fucked a monkey in the ass first

Quote:

Originally posted by buckeye

first to fly

nah mate a kiwi was first to fly. his name was richard pearse look here
http://chrisbrady.itgo.com/pearse/pearse.htm

also i would say what we invented but the ozzies would say they invented them and like the whole pavalova incident and the buzzy bee (its a kiwi icon, and crap. why would they want to claim it???)

apparently the jet boat to

first slaves freed by first muslims

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Originally posted by franklin

[reply=sgvalenti]
[reply=HighGuy]
"Some people confuse WWW with Internet. They're not the same.

The internet was invented by the US Department of Defence as a means of communication if we were attacked by Russia. That was in 1969.

The WWW on the other hand was invented by an Englishman called Tim Berners-Lee in Switzerland in 1989. The Internet dates back to the 1950s and 60s, although few of us knew of it then as it was part of the American defence system."

That would be correct!!
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except the correct spelling of "defence"
[/reply]

It can be correctly spelled two ways. Look it up, learn something.

Tuborg Beer...

Or Just Danish Beer..

And Danish Pastery..

And HC Andersen...

And the first in the world to legalize PORN !!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by DevilHair[DK

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Tuborg Beer...

Or Just Danish Beer..

And Danish Pastery..

And HC Andersen...

And the first in the world to legalize PORN !!!!!!!!!!

dude... you just mentioned danish beer in "worst invention" thread... what is it now?

we invented women and how to fuck them.

CK

btw:

de·fence Audio pronunciation of "defence" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (d-fns)
n. & v. Chiefly British

Variant of defense.


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Main Entry: de·fense
Variant: or chiefly British de·fence /di-'fen(t)s/
Function: noun
: a means or method of protecting the physical or functional integrity of body or mind <ability to concentrate urine may be interpreted as a renal defense of body volume fluid —Jack Metcoff>

Source: Merriam-Webster's Medical Dictionary, © 2002 Merriam-Webster, Inc.

defence

n 1: (psychiatry) an unconscious process that tries to reduce the anxiety associated with instinctive desires [syn: defense mechanism, defense reaction, defence mechanism, defence reaction, defense] 2: (sports) the team that is trying to prevent the other team from scoring; "his teams are always good on defense" [syn: defense, defending team] [ant: offense] 3: the defendant and his legal advisors collectively; "the defense called for a mistrial" [syn: defense, defense team, defense lawyers] [ant: prosecution] 4: an organization of defenders that provides resistance against attack; "he joined the defense against invasion" [syn: defense, defense force, defence force] 5: the speech act of answering an attack on your assertions; "his refutation of the charges was short and persuasive"; "in defense he said the other man started it" [syn: refutation, defense] 6: the justification for some act or belief; "he offered a persuasive defense of the theory" [syn: defense, vindication] 7: a structure used for defense; "the artillery battered down the defenses" [syn: defensive structure, defense] 8: a defendant's answer or plea denying the truth of the charges against him; "he gave evidence for the defense" [syn: defense, denial, demurrer] [ant: prosecution] 9: military action or resources protecting a country against potential enemies; "they died in the defense of Stalingrad"; "they were developed for the defense program" [syn: defense, defensive measure] 10: protection from harm; "sanitation is the best defense against disease" [syn: defense]

Quote:

Originally posted by CamelKnight

we invented women and how to fuck them.

CK

Thats bold claim wheres the evidence?

Fosters beer (beer)(B)

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Originally posted by ++speed++freak+

[reply=CamelKnight]
we invented women and how to fuck them.

CK

Thats bold claim wheres the evidence?
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www.whatboyswant.com

think that's sufficient.

CK

Quote:

Originally posted by mikro_

[reply=DevilHair[DK]]
Tuborg Beer...

Or Just Danish Beer..

And Danish Pastery..

And HC Andersen...

And the first in the world to legalize PORN !!!!!!!!!!

dude... you just mentioned danish beer in "worst invention" thread... what is it now?
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Cause of the hangovers..

Quote:

Originally posted by VanGirls

Fosters beer (beer)(B)

That is nothing to be proud of.