AWAKEN MIGHTY LOUNGE PT. II

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Originally posted by ForcedOrgasm

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oh. guess i have deep seeded emotional problems or some shoit that makes me think its always my fault. maybe if you doidnt say things like THIS to me i'd be ok.

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i suck good cock

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wanna fuck dude???
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no, man. that's gross!
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better stop dude...dont want to gay up the thread without hmfc...

ur right, the only thing worse than a jealous gay lobster is a jealous gay lobster with crabs. get it? its asea creature jokre for all the animals bebeath the surface!

got it dude..
but thanks for checking..


and yeah.....



WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!

*hands forced another beer*

i think your sobering up... you english is getting better

whst kind of beer is this? itr tastes like.....::smacks lips::....beer

at least its not a fosters

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Originally posted by burnstyle

at least its not a fosters

thank god!

hey no dood head in the lounge damn it.

“G’Day. They’ve asked me over from Oz to introduce youse all to Foster’s Draught, here it is. Cripes! I’d better start with the basics. It’s a light, golden liquid, like, except for the white bit on top, the head, and it’s brewed from malt, yeast and hops. Technical term is Lager. That’s L-A-G-E-R. But everyone calls it Foster’s. Ahhhh, ripper! Tastes like an angel cryin’ on yer tongue. Foster’s.”

sounds like a load of propaganda to me!

drink mu corona!
mu vodka!
mu jack daniels!
and MU EVERCLEAR!

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Originally posted by ForcedOrgasm

sounds like a load of propaganda to me!

drink mu corona!
mu vodka!
mu jack daniels!
and MU EVERCLEAR!

who cares what you drink, as long its alcohol..

good point. but i wanted to make sure and hit the big ones. the big ones for me. my family, if you will.

still, good point. 3 points for you.

i`ll stay at beer and red wine today..but after the 2 shots i got in hospital before, i dont think i need a lot to fly..

whoa! that's pretty crazy you must either a) not have a liver or b) weigh 22 lbs

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Originally posted by ForcedOrgasm

whoa! that's pretty crazy you must either a) not have a liver or b) weigh 22 lbs

why? 2 shots painkiller from doc..a few beer, enaugh
and i weight 99kilos..

fuck, how did this get to 19 pages in the day i was away??

things happen quick in the lounge.

not while im around....maybe im a curse

edit: wooohooo im a hunter...Demigod here i come!

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Originally posted by ForcedOrgasm

So since the first one was such a hit and the lounge is pretty quiet right now, I figured I'd start another one of these babies..

TOPIC: stupidest thing you've done while drunk

I fucked a chick last night in a petrol garage, im going to fuck her again in eh half an hour better go have a wank actually

u going back to the petrol garage? how do you fuck a chick in a petrol garage?