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oui, see your pm's.

fantastic! for this you shall be rewarded b/c you are:

i am god, i know i know.

hmmm.. *pictures it now* hmfc: President/God.

son of god, mr. president. son of god.

i thought jesus was god?

jesus = god = son of god = part of the trinity which makes up god as a whole (father son holy spirit)

this topic = assured way to get a whack from fefe's wooden spoon = im now avoiding it aside from the fact that for a time of up to 48 hours you are zoidberg christ

stupid religion...

always getting in the way of porn

and lobster gods

edit - im a fucktard, stupid grammar mistake, fixed.

nothing will get in the way of me being President/God. don't you worry.

when you put it that way....i won't worry

when you become god, i have to get cool powers ok?

do you consider x-ray vision a cool power? if so, you're in luck.

OH YEAH! im so down with x-ray vision! but i want to have a clause in my contract that i can submit requests for new powers at any time

:nods his head and slowly backs away:

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Originally posted by ForcedOrgasm

OH YEAH! im so down with x-ray vision! but i want to have a clause in my contract that i can submit requests for new powers at any time

no. i have the only clauses around here.

except i've got the ace in the sleeve...the ultimate clause...



THE SANTA CLAUSE

santa is dead man. deal with it.

::mumbling::

fuckin president always stealing my clauses and stuff...

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Originally posted by ForcedOrgasm

except i've got the ace in the sleeve...the ultimate clause...



THE SANTA CLAUSE

:moves post to the bad jokes thread:

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Originally posted by ForcedOrgasm

::mumbling::

fuckin president always stealing my clauses and stuff...

what was that? do you want to spend another 1217897 years in egypt?

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Originally posted by hmfc

santa is dead man. deal with it.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111shift one shift one shift one