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Apocalypse or Funpocalypse? Trump or Biden? Coofvid-19? Crack Fueled Footjobs?

Starter: Honda_X Posted: 4 years ago Views: 4.8K
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Do you think civilization is coming to an end?

  • I can't even say faggot on the internet anymore

    26.92% (21)

  • No

    25.64% (20)

  • Yes

    17.95% (14)

  • Maybe

    11.54% (9)

  • It ended in 2012 like the Mayans said it just took us awhile to accept it

    11.54% (9)

  • Clearly

    6.41% (5)

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Howdy buckaroos, I escaped the indescribably hellish nightmare I've been living to momentarily stop by..


As a future ghost of internet comedy past; everywhere I go on this here "Teh Internet" is full of insufferable people; it's almost as bad as going outside and talking to people. Figured I'll see what the internet is feelin about things, but off the beaten path and on the path to beating off.
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So, you..what do you think?



Do you think this is a brief stumble on our way to BUILD BACK BETTER or do you think this is the last hump of a tired pornstar with lower back issues? Do you think the United States will be able to heal the wounds caused by years of division, sown by a corrupt, biased media? Do you think you'll get coronaids and die of ass cancer?



The world is facing unsure times; and well...something I never thought I would actually live to see, they're settling the wild west...(wikka wikka wild)** internet. Everywhere I see all the stupid shit we used to talk is getting people legitimately fired from their jobs and turned into accused sex offenders...how do you all feel about the slow, yet increasingly powerful, corporate grasp tightening around the internets throat?

How to do you feel about the increased pressure to tow the line of what's popular in the media? Do you feel like the world is slowly turning into a weird mix of 1984 and Brave New World?


Or do you maybe think the world is fine, and the news is trying to scare us? What's it like in your neck of the woods? Share some experiences or things you've been thinking lately. Cancel culture, misgendering, untrustworthy media, Miley Cyrus being replaced a robot, whatever your feels about 2020...share em, this might be the last place to do so and not catch a lot of shit, or the FBI kicking in your door because you made a joke about Ted Kaczynski having "some pretty based ideas about technology and the future".


This is a bit of a test, to see if anyone is interested in talking about the world of tomorrow, today.

I wasn't really super interested in internet censorship, but after spending eight years interning sexually with Infowars.com seeing it get banned over literally nothing was a real kick in the glockenspiels.


Do you think they're putting chemicals in the water that are turning the fuckin' frogs gay?


Is there anyone out there?

**until next time.


https://youtu.be/_zXKtfKnfT8?t=40
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#5174352
Lvl 11
I can tell you one thing, if the world is ending, be sure to call The_Drizzle...who I am not.

I'll reply when I have more to say on the subject, but, for now. Woosh.
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#5174353
Lvl 10
If anyone needs help during these tying times, make sure to call me. Honda has my number I do not know it I don't call myself.

Message Honda, call me.
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#5174357
Lvl 11
So i've been hearing the earth is flat and space is fake?

I gotta be honest, I think we should start a super flat earth society; but just as a ruse for a second holocaust. Thoughts?

#5174360
Lvl 25
Holy fuck I missed these kind of topics! Honda welcome back mate! missed you!
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#5174363
Lvl 10
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Originally posted by Diz-X
Holy fuck I missed these kind of topics! Honda welcome back mate! missed you!


Keep it on topic there friendo.



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Originally posted by Redacted
Would it just be a cyber attack though?

To disable electricity you'd have to bomb powerplants. Powerplants and the direct out going powerlines aren't nearly as secured as they should be though.

If you would succeed in destroying multiple though, that would be a really successful and absolutely devastating terrorist attack. Which is why it surprises me that random terrorists go on some Islam stabbing attack while they could just make plans to disrupt electrical grid. With this you'd likely kill even more people as a result of this than you would through just a random knife or gun attack.


I pretty much agree with this poster.

Also, you're the best Diz.
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ask someone in somalia
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#5174409
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Originally posted by azdesertrat
ask someone in somalia




Radical, twenty first century pirates the Somalians?

Why ask them, they're too busy tearing up the high seas and having swashbucking Tom Hanks rattling adventures. Forget about third world counties, like everyone else. What does azdesertrat think about the world currently? As an American in a battleground state how are you feeling? Coronavirus a Hoax?

I mean I get you, in some places around the world you're already in the end times..that shit was on point and #woke. Who would you support in a civil war?

How do you feel about the increasingly uncertain times in your country and around the globe? Do you believe in global warming?
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#5174410
Lvl 25
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Originally posted by Jack_Bauer
Also, you're the best Diz.


Thanks mate! I have everyones back this Authoripocalypse of the Marxismus type.

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#5174467
Lvl 22
it's not end times. just the sun burning a little warmer for a while. it's been doing the warmer/cooler thing since the start. ask any geophysicist. climate change is constant. tectonic plate movement, continental drift, periods of extreme volcanism, changing ocean currents. i got something from facebook about joining them in stopping climate change. RIGHT!!! you're going to outsmart the creator and make the sun behave as you desire. tetonic plates, "THIS IS FACEBOOK!! I ORDER YOU TO STOP MOVING."

and americans being frightened to death by the commercial media. each outlet trying to outdo the others in ratings i.e. advertising money. it's not end times. rampant stupidity time. maybe "cull the herd" time.

as for being in a swing state, last december, january, and february the democrats worked the Az winter homeless camps signing up unknown how many "voters" who were never going to be here for the election and have no permanent address to mail a ballot to. but do you suppose they signed up all those "voters" not to have them voting???????

might be it's time for a culling of the herd. i'll believe in that!!
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#5174881
Lvl 18
After a couple of years of being fairly active on this website, I straight up disappear for no good reason (other than life happenings and whatnot) for something like between 5-10 years. Nice to see some familiar names are still in the game. Diz, congrats on keeping one of the last bastions of freedom/porn afloat! Honda, you must be all grow'd up by now.

Why am I back? Why now? Fact is that I stumbled across my old avatar (while transferring pics from an old hard drive) that someone from this site nicely made for me many years ago and it made me think of some of the legit belly-laugh funny threads that Honda and Lindross and others (don't get your dick out of joint if I didn't name you) made. Speaking of dick is FeFe still around? So... I typed in WBW and bam, I'm back! Who knows for how long. I'll try not to noob it up all over the place, but no guarantees.

To respond to the question at hand, IMO censorship is killing the Funpocalypse. By way of example, the vaunted Instagram police (pretty much the standard-bearer for arbitrarily and capriciously deciding whether images violate some impossible to codify in words "community standards" are primarily made up of a relatively small number of Puritan heritage proud, science-denying, religious zealot archetypes that tirelessly search the Interwebs for the glimpse of a nipple. They totally get their rocks off by friending people, pretending to be one person, and then searching through uploads and reporting that person to the mind-numbing bureaucracy that is the Instagram Gestapo.

You also have to keep in mind that in the background of all that quality wanna-be porn evaluation going on, there is a high-stakes game of misinformation/disinformation being played by some people with tiny little hands but very bad intentions. That includes El Caudillo del Mar-A-Lago's sycophantic followers, enablers, and financial allies including the unofficial State TV, Faux News. The fact is that our current clusterfuckatastrophe was not only foreseeable, but predicted:
“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
― H.L. Mencken, On Politics: A Carnival of Buncombe (1956)

So... as you might have guessed by now, my call for 2021 is a heaping helping of CoronaEboloaAids and ass cancer for everyone!

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen; don't forget to tip the wait staff, and enjoy the rest of the show...
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#5174882
Lvl 29
Lot of dumb people here. Cute girls tho
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#5174887
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Originally posted by FamilyGuy
After a couple of years of being fairly active on this website, I straight up disappear for no good reason (other than life happenings and whatnot) for something like between 5-10 years. Nice to see some familiar names are still in the game. Diz, congrats on keeping one of the last bastions of freedom/porn afloat! Honda, you must be all grow'd up by now.


Still here mate, good to see you back.

Quote:
Originally posted by FamilyGuy

Why am I back? Why now? Fact is that I stumbled across my old avatar (while transferring pics from an old hard drive) that someone from this site nicely made for me many years ago and it made me think of some of the legit belly-laugh funny threads that Honda and Lindross and others (don't get your dick out of joint if I didn't name you) made. Speaking of dick is FeFe still around? So... I typed in WBW and bam, I'm back! Who knows for how long. I'll try not to noob it up all over the place, but no guarantees.


Fefe deleted her account way a couple of years back, can't blame her. Had some emails back and forth about a month ago with her. Everything is good with her and she is still alive and kicking so too speak.

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Originally posted by FamilyGuy

To respond to the question at hand, IMO censorship is killing the Funpocalypse. By way of example, the vaunted Instagram police (pretty much the standard-bearer for arbitrarily and capriciously deciding whether images violate some impossible to codify in words "community standards" are primarily made up of a relatively small number of Puritan heritage proud, science-denying, religious zealot archetypes that tirelessly search the Interwebs for the glimpse of a nipple. They totally get their rocks off by friending people, pretending to be one person, and then searching through uploads and reporting that person to the mind-numbing bureaucracy that is the Instagram Gestapo.


I don't like censorship of any kind, I don't care about your political views, I care mostly about fair and honesty. I think censorship will only fuel extremism. If I have to place myself on the political spectrum I am a libertarian. I have done the political test online, I can share the result if anybody is interested haha.

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Originally posted by FamilyGuy

You also have to keep in mind that in the background of all that quality wanna-be porn evaluation going on, there is a high-stakes game of misinformation/disinformation being played by some people with tiny little hands but very bad intentions. That includes El Caudillo del Mar-A-Lago's sycophantic followers, enablers, and financial allies including the unofficial State TV, Faux News. The fact is that our current clusterfuckatastrophe was not only foreseeable, but predicted:
“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
― H.L. Mencken, On Politics: A Carnival of Buncombe (1956)


People are way too tribalist these days, their whole identity is around their tribe. This will limit them so much in being open minded, free thinking and most important critical thinking. Another things people don't seem to understand that they are played by the main stream media, big tech (facebook, google, twitter, ect), and a lot of activists. You are being played as a puppet to advance power of these "elites". The left needs the right, and the rights needs the left, without a fair and honest discussion we are lost as a society.
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Originally posted by unclesomething
Lot of dumb people here. Cute girls tho


What may be stupid to you, may be brilliant to others.

I think outright calling people stupid without listening is way more stupid, getting stuck in your own bubble will not help you in the long run.
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#5174891
Lvl 33
Just remember if it wasn’t for dumb ass’s there would be no such thing as genius’s
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Lvl 11
Fun thread

Hi from ground zero / Atlanta Georgia
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#5175965
But I'm still here...




Can't wait for the American Revolution 2.0 coming summer 2021
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#5175994
Lvl 18
azdesertrat was dead on about the AZ voter registration drive.
It makes one wonder how many people had ballots mailed to a central location that were then filled out and "signed" based on photos of the signatures used to register. Unfortunately, the Secretary of State will undoubtedly never look into that, as her party "won" AZ this time.

The end of the beginning is nigh, my friends. Stack food to the rafters, load mags, lotion, tissues, and forget about the toilet paper... the lemmings have already bought it all!

Keep your heads down and THINK before reacting to the crap the various media outlets and politicians spew.
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#5176014
Lvl 25
I am trying to keep myself out of political discussions... I have to tell you, have a LOT of difficulty with it. One thing I hate or can't stand is cheating, lying and dishonest people.

I always have been a milk toast fence sitter, but I am getting more and more political activated. Something I hate, as I have never been a tribalist, but enough is enough. Only thing I can say, when time comes I will be ready and will not go down without a fight. Liberty for all...
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#5176017
Lvl 22
actually, it's not that hard to understand what was done with our vote. 1st, flood the voting system with fraudulent votes using the covid as an excuse for sending out ballots to millions of dead, non-resident, & moved away voters who hadn't been purged from voter rolls. 2nd sell the "swing" states a "high tech" voting system, for what looks like a gonga price, that leaves a BACK DOOR for the owners of that system to sneak in and change votes in the voting machines to their agenda. not real complicated. but totally illegal, unconstitutional, and immoral. and the USA court system is not prepared for this scale of fraud. i, for one, am pretty pissed about my vote being negated by these cheaters. there's already talk afoot for dividing America between the states that believe in the tenets of our constitution and those that don't. we'll see what happens.
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