A friend said I had to answer this. Been lurking for a while though. This place is hilarious. Please bear with.
1. What makes you like a guy?
a. His attitude
2. Best Estrogen-esque song ever written
a. Ice Cream - Sarah McLachlan
What's with the Lil Kim shit? Yeah if youre 13!
3. What kind of musician do you like?
d. Drummer, guitarist or keyboardist
4. How do you have an orgasm
c. Both G-spot and Clitoral (by themself or combination)
5. Best method to orgasm
e. clit suck/g-spot rub combo (you can't go wrong with this guys! Makes a girls head pop off)
6. If you're over age 25, what do you like to be treated like?
Not over 25.
7. What's more of a turn on?
a. Conversation
c. Soft touches (hand/back/neck/etc.)
8. If over 18, but under 21, do you like to be treated like...
WTF kind of options are these? Nice all the time!
9. What's better (food)
a. Chocolate
10. Kids
If I have them fine. If not fine.
11. Favorite position
b. On top
12. Favorite pain, if you do like some fun pain, during sex.
c. Held down (oh yeah. and real fast!)
13. When a girl you know who is a huge flirt, teases all the time, talks constantly about dick and she ends up getting raped, does she
d. Probably told the guy she wanted to get fucked, but she changed her mind and "called rape". (It's one thing if a woman gets jumped or something. But some women lead a guy on then. I've met a few flakes like that)
14. Shaved pussy
a. Overrated
15. Trimmed pussy
b. OK/so-so
16. Hairy pussy
b. Ok/so-so
17. Tampon or Maxi Pad
c. Both depending on flow
18. Pets
e. One more bullshit thing to maintain.
19. Would you consider yourself...
d. Zero maintenance
20. What do guys really want?
d. Constant sex, constant TV and constant silence.
21. Dick size
a. Medium (if he knows where the G-Spot and clit is, he'll be fine)
22. Take it in the bum-bum?
d. once in a while just to shut him up.
23. Suck dick
a. swallow and keep dick in mouth while it's shooting - god bless you all.
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