Alka Seltzer Sex Trick?

Replace the Alka Seltzer with good Colombian Snow and you will have REAL fun

I'm trying right now...What I have to do after put the Alka inside?
Do I have to wait or do her?

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Originally posted by brownell

You move the coughdrop around with your tongue during oral sex until it's gone .... don't just push it inside and expect anything magical to happen.

im really not positive i would like that


my vagina isnt coughing at the moment :P







ive tried the poprocks thing, it wasnt anything spectacular, but it did feel kind of funny. i did have a girl decide to use a grape flavored blowpop on me before, afterwards no matter how much she licked it.. it still tasted like grape. i was positive that 2 weeks from then my pussy would still be grape flavored, it was ridiculous.

I think i'll stick to using ice cubes and vegetables, only good ole fashioned organic stuff

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Originally posted by Demonicmale

I think i'll stick to using ice cubes and vegetables, only good ole fashioned organic stuff

what about bottles? they're old fashioned

*note to self, try the old fashioned coke bottle found at the flea market*

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Originally posted by Demonicmale

*note to self, try the old fashioned coke bottle found at the flea market*

make sure you put a condom over the top, otherwise it can create a vaccume effect

*note number 2, try the vacuum*

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Originally posted by Demonicmale

*note number 2, try the vacuum*

yeah, don't wanna do that *remembers the time with the vaccum*

I'm starting to think some experiments are better left in the lab, when it comes to pussy, why put anything in there that could fuck it up, no pun intended

I had a lady have Alka Seltzer in her mouth while giving me a blowjob and that was kinda fun. I've had the pop rocks used and those don't work for bj's and you don't want to shove that much suger up a ladies twat cause that could cause infections.

When my wife(a nurse) gets home I'll ask her if she's heard about this Alka Seltzer in the twat thing is safe.

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Originally posted by Overlord_

[reply=WhiteRice]
Hey, no skin off my lower left back. Just thought I'd send you a warning in case she becomes violently ill and spasms so hard she breaks her own back and spits her guts out.....and that's before her skin melts off.

someone has been watching "The Rock" wayyy too much.
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What's funny is you could pick it out of a thread without hearing it......and i watch it too much, eh?

Hey people ever been with a girl that had thrush (Yeast infection). Well, that is what you are playing with. If you change the acidic environment in the vagina she could get thrush. So what.. you say. If she does she gets very sore, has a smelly discharge and is certainly not interested in sex. Well thrush can be transmitted to her partner (you) before she shows any symptoms. And before any of you guys mention the old 'Spanish Fly' concoction. This is a herb that causes a urinary infection hence the tingling in the lower region that is supposed to heighten the sexual experience.

In that case, why not just sleep around? Oh, the joys of chlamydia, gonorrhoea, trichomonaisis, bacterial vaginosis, syphilis, balinitis, candidosis, donovanitis, etc. Which one tingles best for you, darling?

Heh, well thanks for all your feedback guys. Helped out a lot.. and honesty a thrush sounds pretty hot to me so I'm all down for it. I've asked most of my biochem parteners and they are all saying pretty much the same thing "Go for it, but don't do it too often or use too much"

i think trust no 1 said it best....cola....

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Originally posted by sunbeamowner

Hey people ever been with a girl that had thrush (Yeast infection). Well, that is what you are playing with. If you change the acidic environment in the vagina she could get thrush. So what.. you say. If she does she gets very sore, has a smelly discharge and is certainly not interested in sex. Well thrush can be transmitted to her partner (you) before she shows any symptoms. And before any of you guys mention the old 'Spanish Fly' concoction. This is a herb that causes a urinary infection hence the tingling in the lower region that is supposed to heighten the sexual experience.

thank you, Dr. Buzzkill

Ok, I've only read the first page of this thread.

Women are very acidic inside. It's that way on purpose. Keep this in mind when considering any fun chemical reactions.

This thread scares me.