A trip to the Proctologist after being fucked in the ass by a stranger spam........

Yeah I hate when my brute kills the dog and the gorilla, then the owner takes advantage, I dont wanna fight animals, I wanna fight a mybrute!

@bangladesh you're hilarious





































































































































































































































































srs

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

I used to go and play with this one girls Barbies. Like, back when I was 10 or whatever.

It was weird, because she was cute as hell, and we'd like play Barbie, or rather, I'd hold a Barbie and wonder if Barbie represented what naked ladies looked like, and she'd play with the other barbies, and then we'd go and like... roller blade and stuff.

She was very cute though. Goes to my college now.










And that's the rest of the story.

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Originally posted by 4tookerplace

Seriously though, I think everyone has a story like that, except me, I'm dead butch.

wow. Bangles has probably played with more Barbies than I have. awesome.

I hated those damn dolls. Give me something awesome like a jump rope, puzzle, or chalk, and that's a complete childhood. I guess I was pretty much a tomboy growing up ha

I preferred the Bratz dolls.


I mean, Baseball and GI Joes and those Rubber Wrestler guys.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

I preferred the Bratz dolls.


I mean, Baseball and GI Joes and those Rubber Wrestler guys.



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...hmmm... is his ass hanging out? looks pretty gay to me.

also. the wrestler wasn't such a bad movie.

Hello everybody!

Well, they came with clothes painted on, but after playing with them for a while, all the places that were painted tended to rub off, so, yeah, it looked like a bunch of them were wearing assless chaps and whatnot.

im exhausted. I should try sleeping for more than 2 to 3 hours a night.

Yeah, that helps. I did that for the last few weeks of my spring semester, and, well, it wasn't exactly fun.

obviously you guys aren't working hard enough

Cocks.

Eat them.

Delicious cocks.

Prude.

although the blue ones are quite tasty

Man, I got my motorcycle license today...Fuck yeah, me.

I was telling my friend about it on the phone, and he's planning on buying a black Honda Shadow 600cc. We're going to be the skinniest biker gang in the history of the universe.

Kinda funny he'll be the one riding a Honda and I wont...lol

He's also really competitive...so it'll be extra fun having a bike that is SO MUCH FASTER than his.

@Wayward: Cocks shouldn't be blue...see a doctor brah.

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Originally posted by Penny_Lane

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wow. Bangles has probably played with more Barbies than I have. awesome.

I hated those damn dolls. Give me something awesome like a jump rope, puzzle, or chalk, and that's a complete childhood. I guess I was pretty much a tomboy growing up ha

You saw it folks, I've seen more naked boobies than PM/L has!

So, this is now, like the third year that I've been planning on buying a motorcycle and getting my license.

I gotta tell you, this year is looking good. Not like the other years, where I also didn't have a job or money. This year, I have a feeling, it's gonna happen.

It's fucking awesome dude, I strongly recommend it.

WBW Motorcycle gang?