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Pediatrics, the American Academy of Pediatrics’ journal, has found that teens who take virginity pledges are no more likely to abstain from sex, and are actually more likely not to use protection when they actually do have sex.

The report follows a study from 2001 with similar findings. The lesson? “Too many pledges spoil the soup.” The more people who pledge, the less the pledge means. It seems that virginity pledges are just to pacify parents, while the teenagers get to be crushed between the rock of the abstinence program and the hard place of, well... you know.

Of course we all knew this. Teenagers want to fuck like rabbits and no amount of prayer or guilt is going to change that. If the religious wackos would just listen to studies like this, we might be able to act like a civilized modern nation. I can’t blame the religious right too much, however. I found this study pretty illuminating. In fact, it changed my life.

I hereby pledge to remain pure and chaste until marriage. Now that I threw away that crusty old condom that has been in my wallet since 1994, I own absolutely no birth control. I want all the young Christian girls to remember that the “everything but,” clause includes the butt, and is OK with God. Any ladies in the area also take the pledge? We could meet for coffee, and talk about how much we hate condoms. Not that it has anything to do with anything, but Nintendo has given me cat-like reflexes and I can probably pull out in a flash.

Put your contact information in the comments, and we can hang out, or even just pray together privately. I’ll bring anointing oils, and if things get a little too sinful, I have a sheet with a hole in it.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

You're good at that.

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Originally posted by ItsaPinkMoon

converstion turned bad in here.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

abstinence:

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Originally posted by ItsaPinkMoon

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thank you, I strive for it.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Man, I'm almost half way through my bottle of good rum...

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Man, I can't wait to go to Audi tomorrow...last time I was there they had an R8, which was pretty awesome.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Kristen Bell is apparently gonna be a prostitute in Deadwood.

I'd totally do a prostitute Kristen Bell.
Or a prostitute in general.


Mostly, a prostitute in general, but I think the syph might be worth it with a prostitute Kristen Bell.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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That is pretty sweet.


They should make a town named Audi. Where all people drive Audis. And everything is all cool and kick ass. I would live there.