1st boner

I don't really want to discuss my getting a boner with a guy...ESPECIALLY on a porn site. Knowing my luck, I'd get PMs about it.

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Originally posted by Latino

[reply=Vorphraguptor]
For fuck sake, enough with the penis threads

that came to mind...
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What?

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Originally posted by Mr_BBQ

Not too many answers... You really don't remember?

Girls, how about you?

Don't be shy.

Um. d00d? You're asking about first BONERS and you ask this?

If i said Marsha Brady, would that show my age ?? lol

Yes. Yes, it would. But who gives a shit how old you are? RD is our resident old guy. He needs some competition!

yep, your only as old as ya feel !

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Originally posted by HDNUT

yep, your only as old as ya feel !

Time isn't measured in feelings..

not sure if it was my 1st "boner"

but i do remember the 1st time I had a sex dream

it was based on the TV show WKRP in Cincinnati
with Loni Anderson and Jan Smithers (Bailey Quarters) getting naked

aww...

I used to love fall guy... didn't know it was on fx, i'll check my dvr for it.

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Originally posted by Vorphraguptor

[reply=Latino]
[reply=Vorphraguptor]
For fuck sake, enough with the penis threads

that came to mind...
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What?
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that weve had enough penis threads?

we're going to be shut down for false advertisement.... we say we've got pics of women and shit here... no. we've got cock and masturbation threads :P

Sorry, didn't mean to be gay at all, just thought it was fun.

And in todays times when you can't even remember the last combination of face and tits you saw 30 seconds ago because of the overload on the web it's at least interesting to remember how it all started.

Jtimer

what exactly is this thread about ...?

First boner? The first time I jacked off I thought about my classmate. She was nine years old, too, so I definitely don't want to think about it.

I was probably 5 or 7 sitting on ground and my next door neighbor was wearing a mini skirt. She sitting on a bucket with her legs just wide enough to were I could see up her skirt and caught a peek at her white panties and pussy. That was niiiice.

Can´t really remember my first boner...
But the first time I jacked off I was thinking about a girl that was in my class, so it must have been at the age of 9 or 10.
Shortly after that I found my fathers playboy collection

The first one I saw was my sister's boyfriend - I was in 6th grade, and they were in highschool. 2 of my girlfriends and I were hiding and saw my sister go to work on him! He was very impressive and set the standard for my early boyfriends. She was good, too - there was no mess to clean up, none at all, if you know what I mean.

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Originally posted by Erin_K

The first one I saw was my sister's boyfriend - I was in 6th grade, and they were in highschool. 2 of my girlfriends and I were hiding and saw my sister go to work on him! He was very impressive and set the standard for my early boyfriends. She was good, too - there was no mess to clean up, none at all, if you know what I mean.

Not exactly, could you please go more into details

We were on the beach one night at a neighborhood bonfire/cookout. My sis and her bf were cuddling, and my friends and I were sitting by the fire, being normal 11 or 12 year olds - joking and talking about sex. One of my friends got all excited and said that Mary (my sister) had her hand on Bob's crotch. Naturally, the 3 of us had to duck down and stare. We say Mary sort of sneak her hand into his pants - he closed his eyes and they both smiled... They got up and went into the dunes - naturally, my friends and I followed and hid, hoping to see something great. We did. Mary unzipped Bob, and there was the first real dick I had ever seen, live. He was laying on his back, and she had taken off her sweatshirt and was kind of leaning over him/leaning on him, letting her tits rub all over him while she was rubbing his dick. She rubbed it for a while, then licked it and kissed the tip, then slid most of it right into her mouth. My friends and I were having a great time - his dick looked huge (don't forget I was 11), and I'm pretty sure it was about 8 inches long. When she held it in her hand, her fingers did not wrap all the way around. One of my friends, Chris, said it was a nice big dick - she had recently given her first handjob, and knew what she was talking about! . Anyway, Chris was telling us all about how it felt to hold one, and what happened when the guy "came". When Bob get all tensed up and began to moan, Chris said to watch for the squirting. It never happened! Mary kept him in her mouth, and Bob just kept moving his hips up and down - some stuff dribbled out of Mary's mouth, but when it was over, she took Bob's dick out of her mouth and licked up whatever cum had dribbled out. She was smiling and giggling, and said something like "I almost got it all - maybe next time I won't spill anything out". Chris was shocked - she said that when guys squirt it gets all over the place - she'd gotten some in her hair and her friend got it all over his shirt when she gave him the handjob. So we saw MAry give Bob a really nice blowjob, take the whole cumshot and swallow it, and then clean him up. No muss, no fuss, no mess. They got themselves zipped and dressed, and went back to the fire for some food! I sat next to them on the towel, and when I looked at Bob, all I could see in my mind was his dick in my sister's mouth! .I couldn't wait for my first real boyfriend.