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..how to control a women?

Starter: leon2006 Posted: 16 years ago Views: 1.7K
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#3994254
Lvl 13

well

  • lol i want one

    69.70% (23)

  • nah she will figure a way to bore the remote to de

    27.27% (9)

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#3994255
Lvl 13
2nd option=nah she will figure a way to bore the remote to death.
#3994256
Lvl 26
mine would take the batteries for her toy collection
#3994257
Lvl 24
Quote:
Originally posted by britmonkey

mine would take the batteries for her toy collection


i do that sometimes when im out of new batteries for my clit vibrator. i always have to remember to put them back when im stealing the ones from the living room remotes.... or my dad might ask wtf the deal is with me taking them

and no one needs that drama





as for the remote..... if you want a woman who does whatever you want, buy a realdoll. :P
#3994258
Quote:
Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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i do that sometimes when im out of new batteries for my clit vibrator. i always have to remember to put them back when im stealing the ones from the living room remotes.... or my dad might ask wtf the deal is with me taking them

and no one needs that drama





as for the remote..... if you want a woman who does whatever you want, buy a realdoll. :P


or beat her
#3994259
Lvl 24
Quote:
Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

as for the remote..... if you want a woman who does whatever you want, buy a realdoll. :P


They probably don't cook and clean.

Since, you know, they're just a set of holes.

I'd have gone for a Stepford Wife reference, slacker.
#3994260
Lvl 21
Quote:
Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

i do that sometimes when im out of new batteries for my clit vibrator. i always have to remember to put them back when im stealing the ones from the living room remotes.... or my dad might ask wtf the deal is with me taking them

and no one needs that drama


That's awesome!
#3994261
Lvl 26
Quote:
Originally posted by Leon2006

..how to control a women?


…how to a plurality?
#3994262
Lvl 13
that would be a very funny story to hear if it ever happened

and leon you will never get laid this way you dont control them you buy them stuff and tell them they are hot


or you can keep on wanking you yo yo
#3994263
Lvl 21
Quote:
Originally posted by tequila64

and leon you will never get laid this way you dont control them you buy them stuff and tell them they are hot

or you can keep on wanking you yo yo


or buy a FleshLight!
#3994264
Lvl 18
I always found that if you play with her button well enough (ie. her joy-button or clit) that she responds rather well to other requests...
:-D
#3994265
Lvl 28
Quote:
Originally posted by Bangledesh

I'd have gone for a Stepford Wife reference, slacker.


I know right.


I would kill for a Stepford wife...all the hotness and sex, with none of the PMS drawback.
#3994266
my women like to be hog tied and hung up so it wouldn't work anyway
#3994267
Lvl 12
Quote:
Originally posted by leon2006

..how to control a women?

That good question.
I has time often wished on remote controller of this type.
But it are all a dream for to be fantasy about. Never can 4 Tooker himself have remote controller of the womans.
Never.
#3994268
Lvl 10
One way is to give us multiple orgasms when you sleep with us.
#3994269
Lvl 7
Quote:
Originally posted by WindyM

One way is to give us multiple orgasms when you sleep with us.


Even after 5 good O's during one session of cheap sex she's still kind of cranky. I don't know, maybe if we have sex on my birthday AND her birthday too it might help her mood.
#3994270
Lvl 14
The playing with the clit and multiple orgasms from my fingers and fucking seems to be working just fine for me
#3994271
Lvl 13
Quote:
Originally posted by tequila64

and leon you will never get laid this way you dont control them you buy them stuff and tell them they are hot

or you can keep on wanking you yo yo
yo yo?


..word!



Quote:
Originally posted by JSteel

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or buy a FleshLight!
cost to much.
#3994272
Lvl 12
Leon, I am of the think that Tequila has said "Yo yo" in the meaning ofs the toy, not of the slang rap.

Also, private message you have nots send lately asking of meaning my avatar.
#3994273
Lvl 13
Quote:
Originally posted by 4tookerplace

Leon, I am of the think that Tequila has said "Yo yo" in the meaning ofs the toy, not of the slang rap.

Also, private message you have nots send lately asking of meaning my avatar.
1)oh i tougt he was using slang,anyway a yo yo to jerk off?!

2)will get there.
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