What men really want... discuss

Give me a COLD New Castle, and a HOT blonde... or brunette... and Im set! Welcome!

only 2 things? See I can't even answer, I'm really picky when it comes to girls I'll mess with and there's way more then 2 requirements. And that french stripper doesn't know shit, I don't even really like chocolate and I prefer lingerie on the floor where it belongs. From my experience it's women who are obsessed with chocolate. Anyway, what do french chicks know about what men want anyway? I heard the majority of them don't even shave their armpits. Here's my attempt at a list...

1. Has to have an incredibly cute face
2. Must have a good body, no flab
3. Long hair is a must, preferably dark dark brown or black. I can do blondes as long as the dye job looks somewhat natural and not cheesy.
4. Must have confidence and no self esteem issues
5. Must be the kind of girl who knows how to treat a man the right way, not like the vast majority of women in this generation who think the world revolves around them.
6. Must know how to let loose and have fun
7. Must be 100% drama free
8. Must not be the jealous type, must be able to be trusted and know how to trust.
9. Must be a sexual person, by this I mean the kind of person who's not shy about sex, their body or unwilling to ever try anything new. The kind of girl who enjoys having sex and doesn't just do it for her boyfriends/husbands sake, those type of girls quickly stop having sex with you once they know they've got you.

I could go on like this all day, but I already found my perfect wifey who fits all these things and thousands more. Good luck to all of you that only have 2 standards, it's a fuckin jungle out there, don't get eatin alive. lol

This dude is pretty cool ^^^^

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Originally posted by trustno.1

hi i want a cold beer

that sums up half of what i was thinking. this picture covers both halves.