I've been on here a while but never introduced myself

Welcome

Nice one mate...Welcome.

Vamp you are a cunt, i mean that in the best way. not that it matters.. Aren't you glad I showed you this site? Now when your girlfriend is at college you still see boobs and vagina daily. Alright well I am going to sit here till you wake up then try to scare the shit out of you like yesterday...



btw, for those of you not knowing, he's my roommate

just incase someone missed it... good to have friends huh... vamp got very friendly at the san diego zoo

well i have seen you around but welcome anyway

Thou Shalt Not Have Any Strange Gods Before Me


“And the Lord spoke all these words: I am the original Vamp thy God,
who brought thee out of the wasteland of the internet, out of the house of google.
Thou shalt not have strange gods before me.

"Thou shalt not make to thyself a graven thing, nor the likeness of any Vamp that is in wbw heaven above,
or in the earth beneath, nor of those things that are in the waters under the sea.

"Thou shalt not adore them, nor serve them: I am the original Vamp thy God,
mighty, jealous, visiting iniquity of the fathers upon the children, unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me:
and shewing mercy unto thousands to them that love me, and keep my commandments." (Vampexodus 20: 1-6)

Hello and Welcome

Hello... Welcome... I'm sure you've figured out to just ignore Vamp when he gets on a roll... let him go with it. It makes him happy. We want him happy.

Hey have fun buddy. And stay away from Smokey.

Welcome dudes! Enjoys!!