I have no idea what I'm doing.

Creepy! Um, I'll just keep my nails on my fingers and um... stay away from Creepus.

And Honda X, too.

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Originally posted by Texas_Honey

A nail vile?

the boooze seems to be getting to me so my dutchy speak starts to rear its head, i ment nailfile

seems like you got the most important rules allready:

1.) Stay away from Creepus and Honda-X
2.) Some dudes are desperate enough to get a boner from fingers and nail polish

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Originally posted by Äscåris

[reply=crunchysock]
yes...some of the crew keep a collection of nails in a vile(vial?)

Creepus collects female pubic hairs and stores them in little silver boxes.
[/reply]

at least i don't collect maxipads like some *cough* people here

hey..im shake.

Don't believe any of these fuckers, I'm the only member you can trust

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Originally posted by jÖlly

2.) Some dudes are desperate enough to get a boner from fingers and nail polish

I resent that. I get my boner from the sound of DOHC VTEC. Hmpf.

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Originally posted by creepus

at least i don't collect maxipads like some *cough* people here

Ewww. I have the biggest collection of used rubbers, but that's just sick man!

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Originally posted by creepus

[reply=Äscåris]
[reply=crunchysock]
yes...some of the crew keep a collection of nails in a vile(vial?)

Creepus collects female pubic hairs and stores them in little silver boxes.
[/reply]

at least i don't collect maxipads like some *cough* people here
[/reply]



Ugh! That's just nasty!

I think this is one of the funniest Intro threads I have seen. Great group of people here T H, I think your gonna enjoy your stay.

welcome - enjoy

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Originally posted by Äscåris

[reply=jÖlly]
2.) Some dudes are desperate enough to get a boner from fingers and nail polish

I resent that. I get my boner from the sound of DOHC VTEC. Hmpf.
[/reply]

that doesnt really make you any less weird

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Originally posted by JAWZ112180

I think this is one of the funniest Intro threads I have seen. Great group of people here T H, I think your gonna enjoy your stay.

I do too! Where else do they do funny stuff? I love to crack a joke.

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Originally posted by Texas_Honey

Ugh! That's just nasty!

i didn't say it was Jølly *cough*

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Originally posted by jÖlly

that doesnt really make you any less weird

True...



But it's much healthier to get a boner from engines than from fingers.

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Originally posted by Äscåris

But it's much healthier to get a boner from engines than from fingers.

Why?

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Originally posted by Sails

[reply=Äscåris]
But it's much healthier to get a boner from engines than from fingers.

Why?
[/reply]

That's what I was going to ask...

@ascaris : equally sick ...... but more understanble

@TH how bout an ass with wbw sign pic

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Originally posted by Sails

[reply=Äscåris]
But it's much healthier to get a boner from engines than from fingers.

Why?
[/reply]

Because serial killers like fingers, they collect them and stuff.

But a normal healthy man just loves when the engine revs go over 9000! I don't know about you, maybe you collect weird things.

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Originally posted by jÖlly

i'll ask my girl next time if she can make "brooooom brooooom" when she wanks me

Fucking awesome! But VTEC goes like: "Wrroooooooo.... BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

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Originally posted by creepus

[reply=Texas_Honey]

Ugh! That's just nasty!

i didn't say it was Jølly *cough*
[/reply]

*cough* dicklover *cough*

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Originally posted by Äscåris

[reply=jÖlly]
that doesnt really make you any less weird

True...



But it's much healthier to get a boner from engines than from fingers.
[/reply]

i'll ask my girl next time if she can make "brooooom brooooom" when she wanks me