Good morning everyone! I would like to say what a great place this is and how happy I am to be here. For those of you who don't know me…well I probably don’t know you either but I’m sure I will be banished to another site soon, so feel free to say hello before that happens 
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My name is Chris and I’ve been a member of AA uhmm... a member of this site for a while now. I happen to live in sunny Maryland, USA.
I was born at a very young age on August 1st, 1982 and share my birthday with famous dignitaries such as William Clark (of Lewis & Clark), Francis Scott Key, Dom DeLuise, and singer Jerry Garcia. I wish I could say that I shared their abilities to lead an exploartions, shape a countries hitstory, to entertain countless masses, or to sing and dance..but to lie about these things would be morally wrong.
I enjoy long sunset walks on 3mile Island, and cooking romantic dinners in my double-wide trailer for my pet emu "harry". I'm not married, but I do have a daughter... who will never see the light outside of my basment or the nunery that shes goin to for college, cause well I am just that overprotective after being here for almost 2 years.
So anyways hit me up somtime, YO! Instead of "hit-me-up" with a message people should write more dramatic things like "bitch-slap-me-with-yo-words" or "drop-kick-me-in-the-uterus-and-i'll-get-back-which-ya" In any case something clearly more extreme is always what the doctor ordered.
seacrest, out!
My name is Chris and I’ve been a member of AA uhmm... a member of this site for a while now. I happen to live in sunny Maryland, USA.
I was born at a very young age on August 1st, 1982 and share my birthday with famous dignitaries such as William Clark (of Lewis & Clark), Francis Scott Key, Dom DeLuise, and singer Jerry Garcia. I wish I could say that I shared their abilities to lead an exploartions, shape a countries hitstory, to entertain countless masses, or to sing and dance..but to lie about these things would be morally wrong.
I enjoy long sunset walks on 3mile Island, and cooking romantic dinners in my double-wide trailer for my pet emu "harry". I'm not married, but I do have a daughter... who will never see the light outside of my basment or the nunery that shes goin to for college, cause well I am just that overprotective after being here for almost 2 years.
So anyways hit me up somtime, YO! Instead of "hit-me-up" with a message people should write more dramatic things like "bitch-slap-me-with-yo-words" or "drop-kick-me-in-the-uterus-and-i'll-get-back-which-ya" In any case something clearly more extreme is always what the doctor ordered.
seacrest, out!
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