@Kanzen - Age and treachery, beats youth and skill
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Bumfuck 20 years ago
I think I am at least a half century older than Kanzen.
Hey where'd Naomi go?
Hey where'd Naomi go?
Kanzen 20 years ago
@ Screwtape - Not in bed. 
@ BumFuck - Geezer. You reek of death, and that scared her off.
@ BumFuck - Geezer. You reek of death, and that scared her off.
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Kanzen 20 years ago
The average sexual encounter with ScrewTape.
Three minutes into sex.
ScrewTape - Ooooohhhh I'm spent.
Girl - But I didn't cum.
ScrewTape - Yes you did.
Girl - No... I didn't. Don't lie about what I felt.
ScrewTape - ... :: pretends to not be able to hear the girl and claims its old age ::
Girl - Why you littl--
ScrewTape - LOOK! OVER THERE! :: points away, and runs out before girl can turn back to him ::
Three minutes into sex.
ScrewTape - Ooooohhhh I'm spent.
Girl - But I didn't cum.
ScrewTape - Yes you did.
Girl - No... I didn't. Don't lie about what I felt.
ScrewTape - ... :: pretends to not be able to hear the girl and claims its old age ::
Girl - Why you littl--
ScrewTape - LOOK! OVER THERE! :: points away, and runs out before girl can turn back to him ::
Kanzen 20 years ago
I think I might of been insulted. Not quite sure because that is rather random.
:: laughs at ScrewTape's impotence ::
:: laughs at ScrewTape's impotence ::
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Screwtape 20 years ago
Quote:
Nope. You're shooting blanks.
:: damm, I just got this new glass Glock too ::
oh well, at least I know where you live
Naomi 20 years ago
Thanks for all the warm welcomes and...errr...entertaining bickering.
bnacho 20 years ago
Welcome Naomi. Don't mind these stupid fucks. There are actually some cool people here.
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ezupk 20 years ago
@ bnacho - like me (the cool people i mean
)
And welcome to the site, pm me some time well chat
And welcome to the site, pm me some time well chat
ezupk 20 years ago
@ bnacho - what? i dont really look at posts after i post on it, so if your responding to something i say, i prolly wont answer back cus i dont check older posts. PM me sometime bnacho, we'll chat, its been awhile
Bangledesh 20 years ago
bnacho, I think you did to. (you hsould go for it, ezupk is a keeper I think
)
welcome, Naomi, have fun here, Enjoy your stay, and do come to the lounge, its where the fun is
welcome, Naomi, have fun here, Enjoy your stay, and do come to the lounge, its where the fun is
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