FO's Non-Glorious Return

should be moved to the introduction section... i think *moved*





p.s. missed you phillip

fos name is phillip?

shhhh....!

welcome back dude i never pictured you as being a phillip not that theres anything wrong with that name

*cries* you think my name is stupid???? AHHHHHHHH why me???

what did you picture me as?

mike or kurt or something like that

kurt???

KURT???

dude. i could go for mike........but kurt is just...lame in unsafe ways

(no offense to any kurt's here)

to anyone named kurt dont feel bad my name is dexter if i had a dollar for everytime someone asked me about my laboratory i would be a rich rich man

hello, fo. hello

baaaaaaaaahaha! i would've typed more "haha's" but it would've turned into a smiley which defeats the point of my evil laugh.

hey dexter......how's deedee!?!? HAHA! im just kididng.

we're cool.

bank, my boy! how is your liver tonight?

doing well, ive been up all night drinking.
it actually kind of hurts, but i havent taken to serious drink yet. ive got to go to work. around noon ill crash

and whats on your menu tonight>?

tonight i chose beer drunk. i'm about 6 24 oz cans of miller high life in.

did you know it actually says "the champagne of beers" on the can?

High life sucks.