Mercurys got no splainin to do-
They could care less. Why pay for a creative design staff, their benifits, a damn 401, dental (jezz just brush your teeth) when you can take last years model and file down the edges, throw in a spoiler 'standard wink wink', and use a new hue of paint they saw on some flash animation on ebaums world (which they found while surfing the net at work on thier new IBM thinkpads). They once, twice, or every other fiscal quarter the owners of they big three: Japan, Europe, and the US all take a tax-exempt coporate meeting in fuckin Fiji, easter island (yea I know i spelled it wrong), or cozymel while they fly in peasent women from the countries they sell cars to only to have they conduct a mass bj on the owners while they smoke $500 (750 euro) cigars and drink liquor so expensive the bottles are made of autoworker's skulls, all the while laughing their asses off at the fact that if you don't buy one of their vehicles the advertized with a commerical featuring asian women pretending to play japaneese tyko drums (what that has to do with a value of a car is beyond me) then your walkin my friend.
You know what, I'm just going to start my own car company, with hookers and blackjack. Infact, forget the blackjack.
sorry i wrote all that, I gotta get some sleep.
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