If you drive a nice car, don't cheat on your girl

i love how its turned from feeling bad to laughing at the guy

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Originally posted by Vesuvius

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shes gonna end up paying for the damages anyways, that would be a sweeter revenge


oh remember how i cheated on you, yea thanks just cut me a check for $12,000, thanks

That's not the point. It's his manliness at stake here.
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dude, wheres your car?

my girlfriend beat it up after i cheated on her...

How about this?

ax picks!!! jesus mary and joseph, i'd run for the hills if i knew the girl i had just cheated on can swing ax picks like that!!!!



moral of the story: keep your petey in your pants or youll lose your porsche

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Originally posted by BigJ33103

ax picks!!! jesus mary and joseph, i'd run for the hills if i knew the girl i had just cheated on can swing ax picks like that!!!!



moral of the story: keep your petey in your pants or youll lose your porsche

you do know thats an Audi right?

but yea. good call, good call...

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Originally posted by ni|Z

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ax picks!!! jesus mary and joseph, i'd run for the hills if i knew the girl i had just cheated on can swing ax picks like that!!!!



moral of the story: keep your petey in your pants or youll lose your porsche

you do know thats an Audi right?

but yea. good call, good call...
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petey...pants...porsche

i was going for the rhyme

i say it before.. woman can be mean

I wonder if that rainbow bumper sticker was part of the vandalism- If not, then it was more likely some guy who cheated on his boyfriend.... I doubt it, because I don't think a guy would f%CK up another guys ride, no matter what teh circumstance.

anyone who would do that to a car should be tied to it by their nipple piercings and dragged down the highway.

id kill the bitch.and sue the bitch then arrange a gang raping of her inside by a massive burely bitch with a clit sooo big you'd swear it was a cock

Man, that's some serious pick axe action I mean, who has that many axes just lying around to go rampaging with when you've probably just spent the evening drinking and bitching about your unfaithful boyfriend?

L O L WHAT IF SHE WAS WRONG?!?!

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Originally posted by BigJ33103

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ax picks!!! jesus mary and joseph, i'd run for the hills if i knew the girl i had just cheated on can swing ax picks like that!!!!



moral of the story: keep your petey in your pants or youll lose your porsche

you do know thats an Audi right?

but yea. good call, good call...
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petey...pants...porsche

i was going for the rhyme
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That would be an attempt at an alliteration, not a rhyme

I've just found another one. Women are turning out to be more dangerous than I thought

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Originally posted by enzo_man

How about this?

It looks as if she had an axe to pick with him... bad pun I know...

poor car

I think the original car was messed up cause some guy broke it off with his boyfriend.

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Originally posted by bachiotomy

I think the original car was messed up cause some guy broke it off with his boyfriend.

I bet your talking from your own experience.

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Originally posted by Vorphalack

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I think the original car was messed up cause some guy broke it off with his boyfriend.

I bet your talking from your own experience.
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Is that you Steven?

No, sorry to disappoint you.