...Do u have anyone like this???
....did u have anyone???
....would u like one....
.......Which???
"Virus" Woman: when less expect it, she installs in ur apartment,and seize of alll ur spaces wasting all ur sources. If u try to "disinfect" her, u gonna lose a lot of things...and if u try to "delete" her, possibly u gonna lose it all.
"Internet" Woman: independently of all her benefits, u gotta pay for have access to her..
"Server" Woman: Always is busy when u need her..
"Windows" Woman: u know that got a lot of failures, lot of errors...but u cannot live without her...
"Macintosh" Woman: beautiful, infallible and something expensive, not so compatible with others...and just the 5% of men know how great is having her...
"PowerPoint" Woman: is the Ideal, apropiated for introduce her to the people in parties, meetings, conventions..etc etc etc
"Excel" Woman: they say that they do a lot of things, but u just use her for the basic operations..
"Word” Woman: Always have a little suprise for u, and dont exist anyone in the world that understand her completly..
"D.O.S" Woman: everybody had her one day, but nobody want her now..
"Backup" Woman: u think she have the enough, but at the right time, something is missing...
"ScanDisk" Woman: we know its good and and that only wants to help, but in the bottom, nobody knows what its truly doing..
"Screensaver" Woman: doesnt work for anything, but entertains u..
"Paint" Woman: aparently works...but its just another adorn.
"RAM" Woman: this one that forgets everything right exactly when u disconect her
"Hard drive" Woman: She Reminds u everything.....All the time..
"Mouse" Woman: only works when u drag her..
"Multimedia" Woman: Makes that everything looks pretty...
"User" Woman: Doesnt make anything good and always is making questions...
"Email" Woman: 9 out of 10 things that she says..is bullshit...
....did u have anyone???
....would u like one....
.......Which???
"Virus" Woman: when less expect it, she installs in ur apartment,and seize of alll ur spaces wasting all ur sources. If u try to "disinfect" her, u gonna lose a lot of things...and if u try to "delete" her, possibly u gonna lose it all.
"Internet" Woman: independently of all her benefits, u gotta pay for have access to her..
"Server" Woman: Always is busy when u need her..
"Windows" Woman: u know that got a lot of failures, lot of errors...but u cannot live without her...
"Macintosh" Woman: beautiful, infallible and something expensive, not so compatible with others...and just the 5% of men know how great is having her...
"PowerPoint" Woman: is the Ideal, apropiated for introduce her to the people in parties, meetings, conventions..etc etc etc
"Excel" Woman: they say that they do a lot of things, but u just use her for the basic operations..
"Word” Woman: Always have a little suprise for u, and dont exist anyone in the world that understand her completly..
"D.O.S" Woman: everybody had her one day, but nobody want her now..
"Backup" Woman: u think she have the enough, but at the right time, something is missing...
"ScanDisk" Woman: we know its good and and that only wants to help, but in the bottom, nobody knows what its truly doing..
"Screensaver" Woman: doesnt work for anything, but entertains u..
"Paint" Woman: aparently works...but its just another adorn.
"RAM" Woman: this one that forgets everything right exactly when u disconect her
"Hard drive" Woman: She Reminds u everything.....All the time..
"Mouse" Woman: only works when u drag her..
"Multimedia" Woman: Makes that everything looks pretty...
"User" Woman: Doesnt make anything good and always is making questions...
"Email" Woman: 9 out of 10 things that she says..is bullshit...
