Who would you hit with a bus and why?

Definitely focus on the why.

For me, I'd start with Michael Moore. But only after he had just swallowed whole Ann Coulter. Both are sad, pathetic hate mongers who contribute nothing positive to the dialogue. Thus I'd like to hit them with a bus.

Bin Laden,,,, if he is still alive. Fuck it,,, I'll hit his dead body! Remember tomorrow my fellow Americans!

and do I really to say why??????

Giambi

no one, I'm more of a shooter kind of guy, separation from target!!!

I would hit Martha Stewart, She's a useless piece of trash with a bad attitude



Ill change my answer to Barbara Walters, she was on my boat the other night. I would hit her for the same reason as Martha..

Whoever pissed me off most that day probably. If I knew I could get away with it, that is. I'm not going down for some douchebag that needed to die.

Dick Cheney and Karl Rove

The list is long and dignified

The Prime Minister of Canada: Prime Minister Stephen Harper. Aside from him being a liar which is typically expected for politicians, he's being pressured by the U.S. to pass a Bill for anti-piracy laws for the internet. I can understand the whole morality thing behind stealing and artists making a living and all that crap, but Harper will benefit financially by making sure this Bill is passed. I'm just glad that there's going to be an election and this has been put on hold as Harper needs the boot.

Just about everyone in Washington DC. They're all a bunch of useless, self serving hypocrite. I'd hit em all and start from scratch.

Every single person in this thread.

And then some.

Keith Olberman has been grating on my last fucking nerve for the last few weeks. He may make it into that other thread.

My ex wife. And then I'd back the bus up in reverse and run over her again. Repeat process a few dozen times.

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My ex wife. And then I'd back the bus up in reverse and run over her again. Repeat process a few dozen times.

Have her hug my ex husband while you're setting that up...

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Have her hug my ex husband while you're setting that up...

Well, I was going to throw in her current waste of space husband, but I'll throw your ex as an add-in!

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Well, I was going to throw in her current waste of space husband, but I'll throw your ex as an add-in!

On second thought, why don't we put all of them IN a bus and then put that through the crusher...

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On second thought, why don't we put all of them IN a bus and then put that through the crusher...

That'll do.

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That'll do.

I like you.

Oh, I have yet BEGUN to bring teh funny!!!!

I believe this. I quiver in anticipation.