What if woman ruled the world

funniest stuff I've seen in a long time. Thx all.

Things to consider if women did rule the world:


1. PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.

2. Men would get reputations for sleeping around.

3. Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out
men hiding wedding rings in their pockets.

4. A man would no longer be considered a "good catch"
simply because he is breathing.

5. Men would be secretaries for female bosses,
working twice as hard for none of the credit.

6. Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard
would increase by 40 pounds.

7. "Ms." Magazine would have an annual swimsuit issue
featuring scantily clad male models.

8. Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.

9. Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women made.

10.Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women
watching soap operas.

11.Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry", "I love you",
"You're beautiful", "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit."

12.Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car.

13.All toilet seats would be nailed down.



And finally........ being a member of WBW would be considered a criminal act.

...what a wonderful world it would be

funny........

my gf should c this she'll start a resistance ... nvm we already have hillary clinton

Hey bro, they DO rule the world.

very funny man.

for the busy career woman

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Originally posted by slippery-donkey

very funny stuff just would like to know how you got a picture of my toilet

This is frekkin hilarious

Great stuff.

this stuff is freaking great funniest stuff i have seen in a long time

SO FUNNY I FELL OUTTA THE CHAIR, BUT THEY DO RULE. THEY HAVE ALL THE PUSSY AND SOMETIMES ALL THE MONEY.

WOOT! Outstanding!