What caused this look on her face

Looks to me like she's singing in the "Halleluiah Chorus" using his dick as a microphone.

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Originally posted by Pai_Mei

...i'm listening

to what are you listening?

pretty obvious this dude passed the test!

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Originally posted by rhgiii

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maybe she just realised it wasnt her husband after all

Man you are going to make me tell a story about that sometime. A real story and one that isn't fiction!
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ooooh, your deepest, darkest secrets

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Originally posted by rhgiii

[reply=Pai_Mei]
...i'm listening

to what are you listening?
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i'm waiting for you to tell that story of yours

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Originally posted by alexc90

[reply=rhgiii]
[reply=alexc90]
maybe she just realised it wasnt her husband after all

Man you are going to make me tell a story about that sometime. A real story and one that isn't fiction!
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ooooh, your deepest, darkest secrets
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no it isn't a secret, but it sure pissed off my girlfriend at the time...........that was about the end of the relationship

dad...is that you?

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Originally posted by rhgiii

[reply=alexc90]
[reply=rhgiii]
[reply=alexc90]
maybe she just realised it wasnt her husband after all

Man you are going to make me tell a story about that sometime. A real story and one that isn't fiction!
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ooooh, your deepest, darkest secrets
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no it isn't a secret, but it sure pissed off my girlfriend at the time...........that was about the end of the relationship
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are you gonna tell us more?

Yes I will when I am not posting porn

that first girl was thinking "did i leave the toaster plugged in?"

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Originally posted by Beta671

that first girl was thinking "did i leave the toaster plugged in?"

You are so lame today Beta! You know she just farted and out went the butt toy!

He farted?

No, thats the look when her child comes in and taps mommy on the butt and asks "whats wrong with Uncle John's peepee?"

He just popped out his glass eye..."for a closer look"

GINGIVITIS!

maybe shes stoned

"Well... now that my cock is in your mouth... you're ugly."

looks like folks just walked in on her

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Originally posted by Dagnabbit

No, thats the look when her child comes in and taps mommy on the butt and asks "whats wrong with Uncle John's peepee?"

maybe she just spotted a bigger cock.