Warm up (wordplays)

I had a pre-image in my head; you posting a worldplay about/related to b00bs, and your new avatar-pic right beside the text...

(man can wish, can he ?)

red leather, yellow leather

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

like my boobs or what?

yeah!!!!!!!!!

@mongolia i thought that was red lorry yellow lorry?

well , here's a finnish riddle for you:

"kokoo koko kokko kokoon"

(and no, it has got nothing to do with cocks)

ruffly translated: collect the whole bonfire put together, lol

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

like my boobs or what?

that's not a play on words, but i'd like to play on your boobs!

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

shit, go figure that.... (as not an origin english speaking man)

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood...

lol,this one i just stole from spammer-sticky, funny shit:

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Originally posted by Suckrates

[reply=EricTheViking]
it is common sense that common sense isnt so common. all common people commonly know these common facts of commonly known common sense.

But if common sense isn't so common, then commonly known common sense doesn't make any sense.
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