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I'm going to wright a book, I'll be a millionare with this bad boy

40-ish................................ 49

Adventurous....................... Slept with everyone.

Athletic............................... No breasts.

Average looking.................... Mooooooo.

Beautiful.............................. Pathological liar.

Emotionally Secure................ On medication.

Feminist................................ Fat.

Free spirit............................ Junkie.

Friendship first...................... Former sl*t.

New-Age............................ Body hair in the wrong places.

Old-fashioned....................... No BJs.

Open-minded....................... Desperate.

Outgoing............................ Loud and Embarrassing.

Professional.......................... B*tch.

Voluptuous.......................... Very Fat.

Large frame......................... Hugely Fat.

Wants Soul mate.................. Stalker.

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:



1. Yes = No



2. No =Yes



3. Maybe = No



4. We need = I want



5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry



6. We need to talk =You're in trouble



7. Sure, go ahead = You better not



8. Do what you want =3D You will pay for this later



9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!



10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?





MEN'S ENGLISH:



1. I am hungry = I am hungry



2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy


3. I am tired = I am tired



4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!



5. I love you = Let's have sex now



6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?



7. May I have this dance? =I'd like to have sex with you.



8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.



9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.



10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.



11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay!

this is so true haha!

those are pretty old....but always funny

Just to add up something to what u posted...
For some reason i think it's true

WOW, BDD! Can I get a handy pocket index of this I need a quick reference with my wife...

i don't need a printed reference guide, i've learned all this the hard way...

where can i buy this translation book?

that is funny stuff so very true

where's Mistral with the rest?

Here's a little something to go along with this thread,

nice, sad but true, hm...............