This or That?

Nipper

Turkey or Ham

Ham

Brown or White Bread ?

brown

tea or coffee?

Tea

Wine or Whiskey ?

Whiskey
at home, or at a bar?

Both.. I have a Bar in my garden

With or Without Ice ?

without, why water something down.
boiled spuds or baked spuds.

baked

Strippers or Hookers?

Strippers

Lap Dance or Porn Show ?

Lap Dance (I know this great back street place in Prague where the girls are jsut ...Mmm mmm mmm!)

Thongs or crotchless ?

Thongs



Latex or Leather?

LEATHER
Blue jeans or....whatever squares who don't wear blue jeans wear.

Shorts


Gas or Electric?

Electric
hot dogs or hamburgers?

hamburgers
soccer or a real sport?

Real sport, football


Credit Card or Cash?

Cash
Cartoon or live action

Cartoon

Knife&Fork or Spork?

Spork

crouching tiger or hidden dragon?

hidden dragon

spork or fingers ?