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SydneySinbad 15 years ago
See this Badge!
A Royal Canadian Mounted Police Officer stops at a ranch up in Iron Mountain, B.C. and talks with the old ranch owner. 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.'
The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.' The RCMP officer says, 'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish..on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear?' The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.
Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the RCMP officer running from the rancher's bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground and the officer is clearly terrified.
The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs....'Show him your fucking badge!'
A Royal Canadian Mounted Police Officer stops at a ranch up in Iron Mountain, B.C. and talks with the old ranch owner. 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.'
The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.' The RCMP officer says, 'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish..on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear?' The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.
Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the RCMP officer running from the rancher's bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground and the officer is clearly terrified.
The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs....'Show him your fucking badge!'
waywardson 15 years ago
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Originally posted by SydneySinbad
See this Badge!
A Royal Canadian Mounted Police Officer stops at a ranch up in Iron Mountain, B.C. and talks with the old ranch owner. 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.'
The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.' The RCMP officer says, 'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish..on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear?' The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.
Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the RCMP officer running from the rancher's bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground and the officer is clearly terrified.
The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs....'Show him your fucking badge!'
SydneySinbad 15 years ago
Military Humour
THANK GOD THEY CAN STILL MAINTAIN THEIR SENSE OF HUMOUR
THANK GOD THEY CAN STILL MAINTAIN THEIR SENSE OF HUMOUR
SydneySinbad 15 years ago
These are all poodles entered in some contest called Extreme Grooming:
Top Row: Camel St Patrick's Day Cock-A-Poodle Doo Gone Fishing Ninja Turtle
Bottom Row: Vineyard Fallen Soldier (He is Missing a Leg to Cancer) Clydesdale Peacock Buffalo and the last dog is one that pissed on the computer.
Top Row: Camel St Patrick's Day Cock-A-Poodle Doo Gone Fishing Ninja Turtle
Bottom Row: Vineyard Fallen Soldier (He is Missing a Leg to Cancer) Clydesdale Peacock Buffalo and the last dog is one that pissed on the computer.
RogueLeader 15 years ago
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