The Official WBW Funny Photo Thread, Part 8

thant's some funny stuff Mistral, I really liked the "blonde" joke

@ Angel Pic Fail!

The result of a 'cake fart' ?

REMEMBER HOW YOUR MOTHER USED SAY . 'SON, YOU SHOULD NEVER PICK UP HITCH-HIKERS,
IT'S JUST NOT SAFE TO PICK UP STRANGERS...!!'

AND YOU SAID..

'BUT MOM, IT WAS 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE TODAY,
AND SHE LOOKED REALLY HOT....'

AND YOUR MOM SAID...

'Son, I don't give a damn if it was 110 degress outside,
you should NEVER pick up strangers on the road!!'

AND THEN, IN YOUR DETERMINED EFFORT TO MAKE A BELIEVER
OUT OF YOUR MOM, YOU VEHEMENTLY SAID ...

'MOM, SHE WAS SO HOT SHE WAS STRIPPING HER CLOTHES OFF TO KEEP COOL.
I FELT EMBARRASED FOR HER SO I STOPPED ....
SHE WAS THAT HOT. WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!'

AND THENNNNNNNNN, YOUR MOM SAID .

'SON, LISTEN TO ME, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN HOW HOT SHE WAS,
OR HOW NAKED SHE WAS! .... I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO DO, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP RIGHT ON GOING, DAMN IT !!! IT IS DANGEROUS TO PICK UP PEOPLE YOU DO NOT KNOW.
YOU'RE VERY LUCKY TO BE ALIVE!!!'

AND NOW!

I'M SAYING TO YOU,

'ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME ... ?

YOU START LISTENING TO YOUR MOM?