'a kilt is not a skirt' - tranny
eddie izzard - odd fellow
Åscaris - Parasitic Worm (Sorry "Googled" the word)
Parasitic Worm - liver fluke
liver fluke - to much beer
to much beer - gonna puke
gonna puke - not on my shoes
not on my shoes - urinate
urinate- find a handy wall
find a handy wall - drunken stagger
drunken stagger - usual friday night
usual friday night - rough Saturday morning
rough saturday morning - childrens tv
childrens tv - Rather it was MTV
rather it was mtv- not what it used to be
not what it used to be - nostalgia
Antique - Old as The Hills