The Biggest Game, Take 6

the genie - my mistress

my mistress-the cooter looter

the cooter looter - me

me - myself and Irene

myself and Irene - got lost in the woods

get lost in the woods - HELP!

HELP! - Lesbian Nympos Wanted

Lesbian Nympos Wanted - alive not dead

alive not dead - the semen that impregnates women

the semen that impregnates women - just say, it wasn't me

just say, it wasnt me- it was your fault

it was your fault - it wasn't me

it wasn't me - It was me

It was me - I plead guilty
And on the count of three I pull back the duvet
Make my way to the refrigerator
One dry potato inside, no lie
Not even bread, jam
When the light above my head went bam!
I can't sleep, something's all over me
Greasy, insomnia please release me
And let me dream about making mad love on the heath
Tearing off tights with my teeth
But there's no relief
I'm wide awake in my kitchen
It's dark and I'm lonely
Oh, if I could only get some sleep
Creeky noises make my skin creep
I need to get some sleep
I can't get no sleep....

I plead guilty - I swear she looked 18 at the time

I swear she looked 18 at the time - Too bad I was staring at her sister

too bad Iwas staring at her sister - too bad I was staring at her mom

too bad I was staring at her mom - i did her mom

i did her mom - and her dad

and her dad - looks like chewbacca