The Biggest Game 25 - our own katamari damacy

in a cardboard box - stuffed with newspaper

stuffed with newspaper - instead of the wonder bra

instead of the wonder bra - false advertising

false advertising - put a sock in it

put a sock in it - wool sock might scratch

wool sock might scratch - use cotton balls

use cotton balls - on your private parts

on your private parts - beautiful woman

beautiful woman - make the world go around

make the world go around - do i have to

make[s] the world go around - and has absolutely no affect upon the passage of time, despite what Superman the movie uses as a deus ex machina

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Damn you DM.

and has absolutely no affect upon the passage of time, despite what Superman the movie uses as a deus ex machina - the easter bunny

the easter bunny - a long eared chicken

a long eared chicken - would be very odd

would be very odd - for you not to have to pay for sex

for you not to have to pay for sex - broke

broke - then fix it

then fix it - dear liza

dear liza - i'm leaving you

i'm leaving you - don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out