Stupid things women say!

who did you marry? the computer or me?!

Sex, sex ,sex is that all you every think about?

Quote:

Do you think im sexy?

I told you Dava, its over between us.

It the first week of the January sales and your tell me you'd rather go to football just coz you drew United in the Cup (This happened, lil mummy diesel was not happy)

this one time, my girl asked if i wanted chips or a BJ while i was watching football.....women say smart things too....just a reminder.

Can you cook tonight dear, i'm tired!

Aren't you bored of porn?

"But they say women are better drivers."

Let us just note that this is the biggest load of bollocks ever!

do you think i'm fat?

all the stupid stuff men say, but make it worse

is it in yet?

What do you think of my haircut?

Do you like my new shoes?

I've been thinking. . .

Am I the only one for you?

i never say stupid things!

I dont mind if you look at other girls.... DEATH Stares every time

we need 2 talk

i love you

my period is late

red dress or blue dress..........u decide

After 10 sms´s asking when I come home from soccer:

Allready home? Weren´t you having a few beers with the guys?

You dont love me anymore...

not now im not in the mood..

dont u think of anything else..

its over.. all we do is fuck.. theres no love..

sorry sweety i still love u.. lets fuck..

I deeply resemble these remarks! Most of them anyway. never asked if it was in, that's a new one.

Now, for the girl secret of the year. We know we drive you nuts asking stupid questions, we don't care. We WANT a compliment, lots of compliments... the more compliments you give the less we will ask.