Spineless dickheads, from one of the girls

This is a long rant, so bear with me or hit your back button. I'm frustrated and in no mood for your shit either, so if you don't want to read it, well...

So I'm dating a nice guy now and it SUCKS. No other way to explain it, it just SUCKS. He's no challenge. He agrees with everything I say. He's got it all though - a decent job, a nice house, no kids, no psycho ex-wives, and he's tall and cute. Anyone ever seen that Friends episode when Alec Baldwin played Phoebe's boyfriend?? YEAH, my boyfriend is THAT nice. He's just too fucking nice. Nice is boring. I've never heard him raise his voice. He's never aggressive. He has no edge. He won't even drive over the speed limit and that fucking annoys the shit out of me, yet I sit in the passenger seat and keep my mouth shut... watching everyone whiz by us.

And don't get me started on the sex. Oh, excuse me... making love. After he cums (note I didn't mention anything about ME cumming), he rolls over and says "Oh, that was nice" with a little sigh. I KID YOU NOT, he says it EVERY TIME and then he sighs like he has just woken from a refreshing nap. I finally got so tired of missionary and him looking lovingly into my eyes and smiling as he came, that I threw him down on the couch one night and mounted him. At first he was terrified - yes, TERRIFIED. He thought something had possessed me. And it HAD -- it was sheer MADNESS. I fucked the shit out of him that night. And then he sighed and said "Oh, that was nice".

Now that we had the cowgirl position conquered (always with that sigh afterwards), it was time to move on to doggie. His ex-girlfriend never did doggie (hmmm... maybe there's a "nice" ex-girlfriend to blame for his timid niceness?? That bitch...). Anyway, I digress. I tell him I want him to fuck me from behind. Yes, I used the word "fuck" and I didn't care what he thought about it. He gets behind me and enters me, and damned if he didn't say "OH, THIS IS NICE" !!! Are there any 35 y/o men out there that haven't smacked a woman's ass when doing her doggie?? YES, and he's my boyfriend!

Tonight during sex, I think I'm gonna tell him to stick his finger in my ass when I'm riding him. THAT should be interesting.

So for the nice guys out there, my advice is this: It's great that you're nice (to an extent), but have some backbone. Don't be a spine donor all your life. When your girl is out of line, say something. Don't let her walk all over you. Occasionally, be a "bad" boy (being bad doesn't translate to abusive or criminal). Say "No" to her sometimes. Raise your voice and be heard. Say something dirty/sexy to her occasionally. Drink a few too many beers and piss out in public. Smack her ass. Don't ever use the word NICE to describe things, especially sex (okay, that may be a personal pet peeve). Have an interest in at LEAST one sport (or pretend to). Drive 5-10 miles over the speed limit once in awhile. Run an old lady off the road just for kicks (yeah, I'm kidding about this one... just ride her bumper for a few miles). Be aggressive during sex. Take off those damn white socks and Jesus sandals. Grow a goatee for a few weeks. Shave your balls. Stray from your routine and shake things up.

BE A MAN FOR GOD'S SAKE... and the women will fall at your feet.

Whew... THAT FELT NICE.

so, you're a women?

I saw that on Craig's List like a month ago.

I actually read the whole thing. It was.....NICE.
But seriously you and your guy need a talk!!! pronto!

1. Tell him what you wrote about his behaviour.
2. Tell him your emotions - that you are fuckin pissed off!!
3. Ask him what is he going to do about it.

This is the F-E-EX method. It is an assertive way to say what you feel.
FACTS - EMOTOINS - EXPECTATIONS.

Ghaz, dude...

It's an Internet joke that's been floating around. It's from an Email or some shit...

It's not a serious... Aww, fuck it.

Good advice, bro!

i think it comes off a little gay that rob is posting this... being he has a cock and all :P

Not every man has gotten in touch with his "inner asshole". Once they do though, they still need to learn moderation for it. There are times to be a dick, and times to be the nice guy. I learned years ago, that I do whatever the fuck I want, whenever the fuck I want, and if she wants to join me, more power to her. Sure, birthdays, holidays and anniversaries are important, but if I want to go shoot pool with my best friend on a Friday night, and she doesn't want to? She'd better get on the phone with her girl friends, and plan a night out with them, or she's out of friggin' luck. And I'd better not hear one word about it.

As to the sex, I discovered when I got divorced, that if I learned to fuck really well, I wouldn't ever have to worry about someone leaving me, or taking half of everything I own again. I'm good enough, and confident enough in my ability to make a woman cum over and over again, that if anyone leaves anyone else, it'll be me doing the leaving. After all, it isn't like I can't go out and get another one that night.

Sounds to me like you need to get a new man....a real man.

I am a 37 y/o man, Divorced from a mattress back women that never wanted it any other way. I was that nice guy at one time too. Now I live it up like all hell broke loose. I only have wild sex with my new girl friend.

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Originally posted by Rob3

This is a long rant, so bear with me or hit your back button. I'm frustrated and in no mood for your shit either, so if you don't want to read it, well...

Thanks for the warning not reading any more

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Originally posted by Rob3

This is a long rant, so bear with me or hit your back button. I'm frustrated and in no mood for your shit either, so if you don't want to read it, well...

So I'm dating a nice guy now and it SUCKS. No other way to explain it, it just SUCKS. He's no challenge. He agrees with everything I say. He's got it all though - a decent job, a nice house, no kids, no psycho ex-wives, and he's tall and cute. Anyone ever seen that Friends episode when Alec Baldwin played Phoebe's boyfriend?? YEAH, my boyfriend is THAT nice. He's just too fucking nice. Nice is boring. I've never heard him raise his voice. He's never aggressive. He has no edge. He won't even drive over the speed limit and that fucking annoys the shit out of me, yet I sit in the passenger seat and keep my mouth shut... watching everyone whiz by us.

And don't get me started on the sex. Oh, excuse me... making love. After he cums (note I didn't mention anything about ME cumming), he rolls over and says "Oh, that was nice" with a little sigh. I KID YOU NOT, he says it EVERY TIME and then he sighs like he has just woken from a refreshing nap. I finally got so tired of missionary and him looking lovingly into my eyes and smiling as he came, that I threw him down on the couch one night and mounted him. At first he was terrified - yes, TERRIFIED. He thought something had possessed me. And it HAD -- it was sheer MADNESS. I fucked the shit out of him that night. And then he sighed and said "Oh, that was nice".

Now that we had the cowgirl position conquered (always with that sigh afterwards), it was time to move on to doggie. His ex-girlfriend never did doggie (hmmm... maybe there's a "nice" ex-girlfriend to blame for his timid niceness?? That bitch...). Anyway, I digress. I tell him I want him to fuck me from behind. Yes, I used the word "fuck" and I didn't care what he thought about it. He gets behind me and enters me, and damned if he didn't say "OH, THIS IS NICE" !!! Are there any 35 y/o men out there that haven't smacked a woman's ass when doing her doggie?? YES, and he's my boyfriend!

Tonight during sex, I think I'm gonna tell him to stick his finger in my ass when I'm riding him. THAT should be interesting.

So for the nice guys out there, my advice is this: It's great that you're nice (to an extent), but have some backbone. Don't be a spine donor all your life. When your girl is out of line, say something. Don't let her walk all over you. Occasionally, be a "bad" boy (being bad doesn't translate to abusive or criminal). Say "No" to her sometimes. Raise your voice and be heard. Say something dirty/sexy to her occasionally. Drink a few too many beers and piss out in public. Smack her ass. Don't ever use the word NICE to describe things, especially sex (okay, that may be a personal pet peeve). Have an interest in at LEAST one sport (or pretend to). Drive 5-10 miles over the speed limit once in awhile. Run an old lady off the road just for kicks (yeah, I'm kidding about this one... just ride her bumper for a few miles). Be aggressive during sex. Take off those damn white socks and Jesus sandals. Grow a goatee for a few weeks. Shave your balls. Stray from your routine and shake things up.

BE A MAN FOR GOD'S SAKE... and the women will fall at your feet.

Whew... THAT FELT NICE.

You should tell him to slap your ass as he comes. Cover his mouth before he says "that's nice" and shake your head, tell him that was naughty, and not nice.

Break up with him.

Sounds like a douche. I bet he's gay.

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Originally posted by h00t73

Sounds like a douche. I bet he's gay.

Probably, beings as how a guy posted that. I'm pretty sure that both people have to be gay to have gay sex.

Rob's posting about how he likes to get it from his boyfriend and his issues with his "Happy Period"?

WTF?

evidence of long rumors have finally shown up


Rob3 is gay

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Originally posted by j0lly

evidence of long rumors have finally shown up


Rob3 is gay

gaydar told me to be careful about you j0lly

Did you try telling him how you feel? You know... communicating?

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I'm pretty sure that both people have to be gay to have gay sex.

Sounds like a fairly safe assumption!!

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Originally posted by Tarquin

Ghaz, dude...
Good advice, bro!

it`s QHAZ
thx...

thanks for sharing.

"sighs" that was nice

The hard part I think is knowing the balance. Do we want a guy that is an asshole? Not really. Do we want a guy who is a pushover? Nope. We want a guy who is a man...but is also in touch with his sensitive side. Apparently, It's tougher than it sounds.