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Don't innovate, just masterbate

ONE IN A MILLION
I'm one in a million (ohhh ....)
I'm one in a million (ohhho ...)

Sometimes love can hit me everyday
Sometimes I can fall for everyone I see
But only one can really make you stay
A sign from the sky says to you

Chorus:
I'm one in a million
I'm one in a lifetime
I made you discover
One of the stars above us all
I'm one in a million
I'm once in a lifetime
I made you discover
One of the stars above us all

you been looking for that special one
And You been searching for someone to give your love to
When you thought that all the hope was gone
A smile there I were and I was gone
You always will remember how you felt that day
A feeling indescribable to you (yeah)
You always knew there was an answer for your prayer
And I,m the one, the one for you

Chorus 2x

In the beginning you were cool and everything was possible
I tried to catch you but it was impossible
No one could hurt you it was your game
Until you met me baby and I were the same
And when I didn't want You, you wanted Me because
The funny thing about it is you liked the show
you like it when it's difficult
you like it when it's hard
Then I know it's worth it
That I found your heart

Chorus 2x

I'm one in a million
I'm one in a million

I just wanted u guys to know sing with me

Once upon a time in a very large house in a field near Wakefield Poly

or.....The zed bed song

Three in the morning on a zed bed
My head is aching and my back is dead
Every night is just the same
Sleeping on a zed bed

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la (kinda like a chorus, but with no words)

It's got coffee stains and some lumps of mud
Tomato sauce, or is it some of my blood
But you can't put it in a washing machine
You just can't wash a zed bed

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

work in progess......please be patient

hehe

Light the match, burn the flower
Leave behind all the wrong, why be
Sad when happiness can be bought for
A little more than free, modern
Day prohibition, are we men, are
We children, at what age can i
Choose how to live, the only real
Drug problem is scoring real
Good drugs, havent we learned our lesson,
The corner store sells the finest scotch,
But who’s got uncut powder, we
Just want what is ours, dignity,
If God created plants and buds
That I find and abuse, then
Who the fuck are you to judge me?

Kidkoala that was nice said

kidkoala,lying in bed. we all remember what he said. the powder's for me is what he pled. his eyes still move, but his brain is dead.

I can see that Twisted Sister is another one on this site who is not a slave to spelling.

life is too short to waste time on spelling

i plead guilty. i am better at spelling than i am at poetry.

i was seriuos about the nutcase.
what does this mean?

Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no, and it aint over now!

the germans bombed pearl harbor?

yes we did, we also nuked hiroshima!

and entertained london after dark.

"And you didn't even give him the courtesy of a G-Damn reach-around"

Twistedsister, I'm probably the oldest guy on this thing, but I have fun here, and besides, I think you are a cutie from behind.

thanks xf. i've had girls tell me that as well.

Come on people that quote of mine is from a very famous movie. I never figured it would take this long.