This is very funny....
Technology Today
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Brent says
to Jim behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess
I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to
spend that kind of money," Jim replies. "There's a
diagnostic computer down at Wall-Mart. Just give it a
urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong
and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and
costs ten dollars...a lot cheaper than a doctor."
So Brent deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes
it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the
computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He
pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds
later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis
elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
activity. It will improve in two weeks."
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology
was, Brent began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine
samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the
mixture for good measure. Brent hurries back to Wal-Mart,
eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his
concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer !
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
better.
Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart
Technology Today
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Brent says
to Jim behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess
I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to
spend that kind of money," Jim replies. "There's a
diagnostic computer down at Wall-Mart. Just give it a
urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong
and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and
costs ten dollars...a lot cheaper than a doctor."
So Brent deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes
it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the
computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He
pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds
later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis
elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
activity. It will improve in two weeks."
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology
was, Brent began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine
samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the
mixture for good measure. Brent hurries back to Wal-Mart,
eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his
concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer !
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
better.
Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart
