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Wee 21 years ago
Dear client,
when you've bought KPN stocks for a 1000 euro last year, today you've got 45 euro.
when you've bought Versatel stocks for a 1000 euro January 2000, today you've got 36 euro.
when you've bought UPC stocks for a 1000 euro January 2000, today you've got 18 euro.
when you've bought Ahold stocks for a 1000 euro January 2000, today you've got 100 euro.
However, when you've bought full crates beer for a 1000 euro and you've been drinking for 1000 euro, you would still get deposit for the crates and the bottles for 390 euro.
Conclusion: hanging on the couch drinking a beer and watching television brings up more than all those stocks.
Cheers!!
Greetings, your financial advisor.
(its probably funnier in its original context, but my translation isn't everything.)
(you guys know deposit (=statiegeld) btw? or is it typically Dutch?)
when you've bought KPN stocks for a 1000 euro last year, today you've got 45 euro.
when you've bought Versatel stocks for a 1000 euro January 2000, today you've got 36 euro.
when you've bought UPC stocks for a 1000 euro January 2000, today you've got 18 euro.
when you've bought Ahold stocks for a 1000 euro January 2000, today you've got 100 euro.
However, when you've bought full crates beer for a 1000 euro and you've been drinking for 1000 euro, you would still get deposit for the crates and the bottles for 390 euro.
Conclusion: hanging on the couch drinking a beer and watching television brings up more than all those stocks.
Cheers!!
Greetings, your financial advisor.
(its probably funnier in its original context, but my translation isn't everything.)
(you guys know deposit (=statiegeld) btw? or is it typically Dutch?)
Mr.Madness 21 years ago
At least the guy at the top of the page is fair. About the second pic: what do you need to eat to get as big as those two chicks?
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