...It Makes Our Lives More Fun... Mostly When People Doesnt Get Them 
...HE: I dont know why u r using a bra...u dont have nothing to put on it
...She:U r wearing boxers...right?
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He: U love me just because my father gave me his fortune?
She: No, Dear. I would love u, no matter who would give it to u ..
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She: How u dare to come home half drunk..!
He: Its not my faultt..im out of money!
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He: 2 inches more, and i would be a king!
She: 2 inches less.....and u would be a queenn!
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(Writen in the wall of the ladies room)....: "my husband follows me everywheree"
Below: "Its not true...I Dont"
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He: Lets go out and have some fun tonight...!
She:Good idea..the one who comes home first leaves the door lights ON...
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She: Why never tell me when u have an orgasm?
He: I Would, but u r never there....
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He: Lets try a diferent position tonight..
Ella: Good idea..u clean and ill go watch some tv and drink beers
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A couple were on their vehicle, going thru Texas without saying a word, because a fight they just had..and without a near perspective of reconciliation....
While they were passing in front of a Ranch where were seen Cows..Mules and Pigs...
The Wife Asked....
..¿Your Family?
- He: Yeahh...My parents in law!!!
...HE: I dont know why u r using a bra...u dont have nothing to put on it
...She:U r wearing boxers...right?
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He: U love me just because my father gave me his fortune?
She: No, Dear. I would love u, no matter who would give it to u ..
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She: How u dare to come home half drunk..!
He: Its not my faultt..im out of money!
***********************************
He: 2 inches more, and i would be a king!
She: 2 inches less.....and u would be a queenn!
***********************************
(Writen in the wall of the ladies room)....: "my husband follows me everywheree"
Below: "Its not true...I Dont"
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He: Lets go out and have some fun tonight...!
She:Good idea..the one who comes home first leaves the door lights ON...
***********************************
She: Why never tell me when u have an orgasm?
He: I Would, but u r never there....
***********************************
He: Lets try a diferent position tonight..
Ella: Good idea..u clean and ill go watch some tv and drink beers
***********************************
A couple were on their vehicle, going thru Texas without saying a word, because a fight they just had..and without a near perspective of reconciliation....
While they were passing in front of a Ranch where were seen Cows..Mules and Pigs...
The Wife Asked....
..¿Your Family?
- He: Yeahh...My parents in law!!!
