OK...My attempt at getting a free memebership thread!!! Look fellers... I really need it.

A few months back I lost my job. Around 6 of them. Next... my girlfriend leaves me because I am broke and really can't get in the mood to find a job. She also mentioned my lack of personal hygene lately as an issue also. When not going to the office every day... I see no reason to waste water taking a shower more than once every week or so. Shaving at all just seems this side of stupid at this point. So anyway... she said she could not take my sitting around smoking pot and stinking all the time... so... she left. About 5 weeks ago... she left. I have not gotten my rocks off since she quit screwing me two weeks before she left. Here is what I am starting to wonder about and will be happy to share my experiment if given a free membership. I want to see if I can build up the world record cum shot by waiting as long as possible before jerking off. A couple questions I have before doing this experiemnet. First... does cum build up the longer a guy waits and is there any risk of damage to my balls from the overload. Second... what is the world record distance for a cum shot? i would like to know what it is I am shooting for.

Thanks you so much for any help in this situation.

How high & how drunk are you while you're writing this?

Very Stupid!

I say get a job and stop crying then you can afford a membership.
Also, nobody gives a fuck about your cock or your cumshot. This isn't a damn gay site.

This sounds like a Mr. Poop thread, except adding in some sort of extortion scheme.


I'm not in charge of the stuff, so I may be wrong here, but, um, I'm pretty sure that you're not going to get a free membership due to working up a massive cumshot.


Also, two things:

1. Take a shower. Being dirty is gross, regardless of how many people you come in contact with on a daily basis.

2.

Yeah...

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Originally posted by Keystoner

How high & how drunk are you while you're writing this?

That.

And also,

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Originally posted by EricLindros

This sounds like a Mr. Poop thread, except adding in some sort of extortion scheme.


I'm not in charge of the stuff, so I may be wrong here, but, um, I'm pretty sure that you're not going to get a free membership due to working up a massive cumshot.


Also, two things:

1. Take a shower. Being dirty is gross, regardless of how many people you come in contact with on a daily basis.

2.

Most of that.

free advice! Shut It

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Originally posted by Thamuz

I say get a job and stop crying then you can afford a membership.
Also, nobody gives a fuck about your cock or your cumshot. This isn't a damn gay site.

good one

Dude....
Get a bath
a shave
and haircut.

Then grab a cold beer and go outside and enjoy the sun..

put the bong down and back away or you won't have any spermies left

Abridged Kanzen post.

I'm pretty sure after a few days cum gets broken down and recycled.

Also,

It's called a wet dream. You ejaculate regardless if you have a girl or use manual stimulation. You have a better chance at a Guinness world record of being lazy and smelly, than shooting your load more than a few feet, provided you don't hit yourself in the chin when you sleep.

Shower, shave, rinse, lather, repeat.

a better idea would be to post naked photos of ur ex on here for leaving u

Upload pictures of you Ex, get credits for it, download movies, world record cum shot

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Originally posted by ochie

Upload pictures of you Ex, get credits for it, download movies, world record cum shot

Does it have to be in that order?

Oh Sweet Jesus!



**Moved to Car Forum to die a quiet death**

I just knew this would get better! 's