Mathematical Point Of View

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more
than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you
to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you
answer these questions:


If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is
represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K >>
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and,
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
..And,


B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


AND, look how far ass kissing will take you:
A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While, hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, attitude will
get you there,
Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top!

thats freaking hilarious, but true

excellent thread

jesus i dont even look at the girls anymore. i only read thingd like this

Brown Nosing = 138%

thats great! friggin hilarious!

so its really that easy...

Thats great!

good math job you must be real smart.
but i have one question for you , in witch categorie are you if i may ask ha

another good one! keep it up!

CK

damn.....WhatBoysWant is 171%

Stamina=77%
Diplomacy=98%
Yes Sir!=95%
Yes Maam!=77%
and
SuckAss=93%

hehe

Upon further review I have reaffirmed your theory by discovering that being lazy = 64%, while being a slouch = 79%; and not surprisingly being a bitch = 42%..so if you fudge with the stats a lil, you could be a "lazy bitch" and still give over 100% statisically speaking, that is..and that seems about right because it falls in between "bullshit" and "ass kissing"

Wow, im not the only smart guy around here :P :P :P :P

Nice one Bud! Well said!

You people have WAY too much time on your hands.

OMG, Listen to you.....jumping thru the ranks like a jack rabbit and WE have too much time on OUR hands? NICE ONE!!!! lamo.....keep up the good work....were enjoying your addiction as well!

is anyone checking the math here?

Dont think anymore

Crackhead = 54%
Cannabis = 63%
Pothead = 69%
Tweaker = 83%
Marijuana = 88%
Stoner = 91%

your mom = 120%
I'm just nerdy enough to refuse to get into adding percentages instead of dividing (former math major)