Insult The Person Above You (Vol 8)

^^^^already owns the bootleg version of Brokeback Mountain

that was cold as ice...

^^^not as cold as the icepack he used to reduce the anal swelling he experieced after the WHAM! concert

^^^ knows this firsthand because he's the one guilty of not being tender enough.

^^^ Can't see his own dick due to abnormal ammounts of fat cells located in his thoratic area. www.slimfast.com

^^^ only way he gets to have sex is to splooge on eggs.

^^^ I honor the person who molested you as a child

^^^ Is the reason why procreation should be illegal.

^^^ calls himself unclesomething in order to try and create a sense of calm for his victims.

^^^ needs to learn how to Post faster

^^^Taught [M] that there is no dishonor in buggery

^^^ Needs glasses or contacts to see who he's insulting.

^^^ ejaculates the same way he posts...quickly.

^^^Is so hairy that when he goes in to the woods; big foot takes pictures of him

^^^^is about to get fisted by his avatar

^^^^ could not afford a chick so got a dog to blow him.

^^^has apperantly been getting off by spying on me

^^^is so fat that when he walks backward he goes "beep-beep-beep"

^^^uses insults from the 80's

^^^is still mad because i owe his mother child support.