Insult The Person Above You (Vol 7)

^^reallises he is in the bed next to me, coughing, and older than me

^^ Thinks Brokeback Mountain was too "soft-core"

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thinks brokeback mountain is about a chiropractic clinic

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was apparently casted as one of the leading roles

^^^^thinks he's got a great score, but can only comment since he has uploaded nothing....

^^^^^^^^goes to funerals to hit on the guest of honer^^

^^became a mortician to satisfy his necrophelia addiction

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avatar pretty much says it all--- super pussy!!!!

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Your sweet voice is like the snap of a bra strap upon a sun burnt back!

^^ is very boring

^^^^^ skin emanates such a porcelain sheen that I am tempted to stamp WC under his bosom and across his armpits

^^^ Enjoys "chick flicks" and "cuddling"

^^^ Mom has a glass eye with a fish in it!^^^^^

^^his mom doesn't wear her glass eye so he can have hot socket sex

^^likes gay porn

^^^ Gives more head then pillows get

^^shits splinters from being fucked with a wooden dildo

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spent an hour trying to think of something to say... then his mom told him to write that lame thing!!!!!

^^is stuck on mom jokes after having sex with his mom last night

^^^ calls yellow pages for dicks R us