Insult The Person Above You (Vol 7)

^^ Hasnt been fucked since he tricked his retarded cousin into lying on her back and covering her eyes in gradeschool.

^^He as an ant farm for the free ant pussy!

^^ Suspended from school on TWO separate occasions for playing "show and tell" in the boys locker room.

^^^^^my favorite next door imaginary friend!

^^Likes to get fucked by the neighbors gimp

^^ Has the words "pillow biter" written in his underwear.

^^Trains is ass ever morning

^^ Would prefer three little cocks over two big ones - cause its quantity over quality and everyone loves having bragging rights.

^^Is knowledge of dick runs deep and wide

^^HIS ass! Damn! Check your spelling!

~YM

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Originally posted by dumass111

^^Is knowledge of dick runs deep and wide

^^ Has a bumper sticker on his car that says "You Can Tell I'm Gay Because I Fuck Dudes And Love Balls In My Face".

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Originally posted by dumass111

^^Is knowledge of dick runs deep and wide

It sure seems to!

^^Nick name in school is teabag

Dumass111 walked up and sat down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquired.

"I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man.

"6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?"

"Yeah, my first blowjob," the man answered.

"Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house."

"No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

For fuck's sake, learn proper English before responding, dumBass!

~YM

^^Has to resort to old jokes for comebacks *how sad*

^^wears tee shirts that say "michael jackson i love you'!!!!

^^ There were men lost in the woods, and they said lets all split up - and if you find somthing whistle. So the first guy found a pop machine that said, "coke", "sprite", "pepsi" and "get a blowjob" - so he put a dollar in and got a blowjob . Then the second guy found the same machine and he got a blowjob too. When they all met up guy one said did you find anything? Guy one and two said no - but dumbass111 said "I just made two bucks."

^^^yid

^^The high point of his day is when he calls his dog to lick off the neighbors semen from the ass!