Insult The Person Above You (Vol 5)

^^^runs with calipers on his legs

^^^had plastic surgery to remove his stiff upper lip^^

^^still goose steps

Loves to drink tea and watch Will and Grace ^^

^^ is will

^^^^ has a crush on will

^^ has a crushed willy

^^^ looks like Willy Wonka

^^ wants my golden ticket

^^^ wants to cover Elton john in chocolate^^^

^^ is david furnish

^^ has been beaten

^^^ in the RING by a butch German woman called Helga, sporting a strap on dildo.

^^calls herself helga at the weekend

Shoves some more teabiscuits down his throat and sings the English national anthem "candle in the wind" ^^^

^^said teabiscuits

^^^laughs at his own jokes because nobody else likes them^^^

^^^exaclty like yours! you talk about yourself!

^^^smells cheesy^^