Insult The Person Above You, Vol 11

^I'll bet you couldn't count your balls and get the same answer twice

^spends his afternoons counting balls in the mens locker room, always gets the right answer.

^You're the only person I know that could fuck up a wet dream.

^isn't really stupid, hes possessed by a retarded ghost.

^He's so gay, he makes Richard Simmons look like a lumberjack.

^had the nickname "fruityass" in highschool, and has never fully recovered.

^You liked your first chin so much, you added two more.

^^^^^^

secretly in love with Honda

^doesn't realize everyone is secretly inlove with me

^You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

^loves when his boyfriend uses the handcuffs.

i've seen liberachi and elton john 69 in the back of a limo. and ^^ is still the gayest thing i've ever seen

^Just out of curiosity, are your parents siblings?

^^ cousins actually... wait that wasn't insulting you..fuck

^^They really ruined a perfect rectum when they put teeth in your mouth!

^^^the last time this was said, it was insulting to say, go fuck yourself. I will not say it again...go fuck yourself...

^You are one load I wish your mother had swallowed.

^^^^can't think of an origanal insult to save his life^^^

^^ based on the poor quality of his original insults, we all wish he would start plagarizing

^Was cast as one of the freaks in "the hills have eyes" and needed no makeup.